National kill yourself day

This day happens on June 13th

Jimson: Today is national kill yourself day! *puts gun in mouth*
Brimson: Do it! Do it!
BANG!
Brimson: yipee

by hitler13 February 13, 2024

you got yourself a deal

A reply to an obvious question. This is a reference to the short movie "Don't Sleep, Robby" from Newgrounds.

Makeo: *playing drums*
Eddie: Are you playing the drums?
Makeo: You got yourself a deal!

by Nikki Delfino August 24, 2011

national get yourself flowers day

March 21st Get yourself some flowers you do more than you give yourself credit for, forget those who don’t recognize it I am and I’m proud of you

Happy national get yourself flowers day!

by Toxic.cookie August 29, 2022

go make yourself a double decker

When you want her to go make a sandwich but she still believes in communism.

Girl: I think your argument is invalid.
Guy: Well go make yourself a double decker.

by bonelesspizza January 29, 2017

Shoot Yourself in the Dick

The act of cockblocking yourself through talking to much, saying the wrong things, acting really creepy, etc., effectively negating any sexual attraction anyone might have had towards you. (Akin to shoot yourself in the foot) The likelihood of shooting yourself in the dick is in direct correlation with the amount of alcohol you consume.

Person A: Wow, I thought Shreyas was kind of cute, but he keeps texting me about how I'm basically the personification of all his fetishes.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.

by KaylenAtStarz October 15, 2013

Cover Yourself in Oil day

Cover yourself in oil day is a special day in December 22 it's usually raining and you need to cover yourself in oil with any means Punching scp 015 or with a Traditional way grabing a bucket with oil and tuning it up side down to cover your head and other ways youll be screaming for 3 days but thats just the preperation on the fourth day you can fly freely until the oil dryes off or it stops raining

Oil floats on water
1.wait for it to rain
2. cover yourself in oil
3.fly

But remember! It's cover yourself in oil day!

by Szpieg2000 December 9, 2020

Cover Yourself In Oil Day

On December 20th, everyone will cover themself in oil.

Oil floats on water. Step 1) wait for it to rain. Step 2) Cover yourself in oil. Step 3) Fly. Cover Yourself In Oil Day.

by NiggerFaggotGaming November 29, 2020