turn your bitch into a tuba

To insert a brass mouthpiece (a tuba mouthpiece is ideal for accuracy, but a trombone or high wind will work) into a woman's vagina and blow into it as if you were playing.

Can also be phrased as "turn this bitch into a tuba," if she is not already in a relationship.

You know after the competition I'm gonna turn your bitch into a tuba.

by Telemarooners December 2, 2019

On My Way To Fuck Your Bitch

Something you say when you're on your way to fuck someone's bitch.

Person 1: "How you doing, bro?"
Person 2: "Not much, just on my way to fuck your bitch."

by That Dude, Bro April 26, 2014

Who helped your bitch out?

Phrase- slang in nature

Used to remind someone of the good gestures you have done for them

Person 1- oh man no one does anything for me

Person 2- who helped your bitch out?

Person 1- oh right you’re always there for me

by Lovey chipmunk November 24, 2018

Shut Your Bitch Ass Up

When you're being a fat annoying whore and someone points it out, usually used by nigga accent and sometimes by a white cunt who tries to act black.

Kid: "But Dad I want that"
Dad: "Sorry honey, I don't have my wallet with me"
Kid: "But Daddy... I REALLY WANT THAT" (Keeps repeating and crying)
Dad: "HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP BEFORE I SHOVE MY COCK UP YOUR ASS"

Nigga: "Why y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"
McDonalds Employee: "Sorry sir wh-"
Nigga: "Shut your bitch ass up"

by PseudonymNiggaPenis August 7, 2019

making your bitches come true

When your complaining leads to the consequence you were complaining about.

Her boyfriend finally dumped her because she kept hassling him about how he wouldn't get more serious. I told her "you keep making your bitches come true."

by DJRobZiem February 15, 2017

National Cheat on your Bitch Day

National Cheat on your Bitch Day, also known as National Cheat on your Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Hoe Day, is September 17. This is the day where you become a terrible person and cheat on your significant other, or your side-chick.

“Yoo! Its national cheat on your bitch day, go cheat on Melissa, she a whore anyway.”

by Eminem’s unpopular opinions September 12, 2022

Shut Your Bitch Ass Up (SYBAU)

use for that annoying nigga that is always bothering you ! don't use violence use SYBAU ! but don't use this in a bad situation like when your in trouble and your mom's yelling at you and you whisper under your breath "shut you bitch ass up..." there is a 101% chance you will get slapped . (Warning) Keep Out of hands of children !

Olivia: Ohhh im olivia and i have a weird head and cool bf...
Eugene: Shut Your bitch ass up (SYBAU) !
Olivia: tww non-sense !

by KiDWest May 26, 2010