The obnoxious feminine response generally induced by men thinking with their dicks.
When one spews illogical, irrational, overanalyzed or otherwise ridiculous nonsense from their mouth hole.
Usually occurs for a several day period once every 28 days.
Example:
Bro, I don't know what to do. Sally keeps getting pissed when I talk to my x-girlfriend Jane online. She knows our relationship ended 10 years ago and that Jane is happily married.
Whatever dude, Jane was way hotter and Sally probably knows you're thinking with you dick. That's what's making her talk out her pussy.
Medical Diagnosis:
The buildup of excessive estrogen in a woman's brain often causes massive disconnects in the neurological pathways responsible for conducting reason and logic.
Audible symptoms begin to surface when triggered by the inverse brainwaves released when men in close proximity begin thinking with their dicks.
‘TOYP’ is most commonly transmitted orally via female to female. Symptoms may proliferate with the consumption of champagne, chardonnay, cosmopolitans, mojito's and hot sake.
Treatment:
*Please note, following is the only known treatment and is effective in suppressing symptoms alone. Neither a treatment nor a vaccine for the cause has yet been discovered.
To treat symptoms carefully administer one dose of cock to the patients mouth hole. Treatment provides temporary relief from symptoms but can be re-administered as necessary.
When one spews illogical, irrational, overanalyzed or otherwise ridiculous nonsense from their mouth hole.
Usually occurs for a several day period once every 28 days.
Example:
Bro, I don't know what to do. Sally keeps getting pissed when I talk to my x-girlfriend Jane online. She knows our relationship ended 10 years ago and that Jane is happily married.
Whatever dude, Jane was way hotter and Sally probably knows you're thinking with you dick. That's what's making her talk out her pussy.
Medical Diagnosis:
The buildup of excessive estrogen in a woman's brain often causes massive disconnects in the neurological pathways responsible for conducting reason and logic.
Audible symptoms begin to surface when triggered by the inverse brainwaves released when men in close proximity begin thinking with their dicks.
‘TOYP’ is most commonly transmitted orally via female to female. Symptoms may proliferate with the consumption of champagne, chardonnay, cosmopolitans, mojito's and hot sake.
Treatment:
*Please note, following is the only known treatment and is effective in suppressing symptoms alone. Neither a treatment nor a vaccine for the cause has yet been discovered.
To treat symptoms carefully administer one dose of cock to the patients mouth hole. Treatment provides temporary relief from symptoms but can be re-administered as necessary.
Dammit Sally, If you keep talking out your pussy I'm going to have to wash your mouth out with cock again.
by Whafer Frisco Guson November 18, 2010
PYPU or Put your pussy up. This phrase is used to tell a girl, who is throwing herself and pussy onto a dude in a desperate or slutty way in order to get laid. This phrase can also be used in order for one girl to tell another that she is acting like a slut. Can also be used in a manner of telling a girl to use flirtation and sex to get what she wants, like putting it up for sale or auction.
"Hey slut...put your pussy up!"
"Hey, Jamie...you are being way too easy...put your pussy up!"
"Damn this girl is all over my nuts...she needs to put her pussy up."
"Jesus Amy, if you want that guy to buy you a drink you gotta put your pussy up..."
Girl A: "Yeah, I really wish that Brian would would pay more attention to me...I want to be with him so bad..."
Girl B: "Well if you want to grab his attention, you need to wear something sexy or you can try something a little more risky..."
Girl A: "A little more risky? Like what? What do you mean?"
Girl B: "Girl you need to PYPU..."
Girl A: "What in the hell is PYPU?"
Girl B: "PUT YO' PUSSY UP!!!"
"Hey, Jamie...you are being way too easy...put your pussy up!"
"Damn this girl is all over my nuts...she needs to put her pussy up."
"Jesus Amy, if you want that guy to buy you a drink you gotta put your pussy up..."
Girl A: "Yeah, I really wish that Brian would would pay more attention to me...I want to be with him so bad..."
Girl B: "Well if you want to grab his attention, you need to wear something sexy or you can try something a little more risky..."
Girl A: "A little more risky? Like what? What do you mean?"
Girl B: "Girl you need to PYPU..."
Girl A: "What in the hell is PYPU?"
Girl B: "PUT YO' PUSSY UP!!!"
by I AM THE JESUS July 31, 2011
Translation: "Finish your drink, now!"
Usage: This is a command a man gives to a friend that has been nursing an alcaholic drink for too long. Once the command has been said, that person must then immediatly finish the remainder of their drink. It is customary but not mandatory for the person finishing the drink to say "Pussy shown". It's the equivalent of having someone say "you're welcome" before the other person can say "thank you".
Background: Theoritically, there are a certain number of alcaholic beverages that need to be consumed by a woman before a man is given the opportunity to hang dong on her. Whether it be a one night stand or spanning several dates; it doesn't matter. All a man is ever thinking to himself with each drink given is the phrase "show me your pussy". Since saying this phrase outloud on an actual date ensures years of celibacy and uninterrupted masturbation, it can only be said amongst friends as a playful way to blow off stream from the pressures of actual dating.
Usage: This is a command a man gives to a friend that has been nursing an alcaholic drink for too long. Once the command has been said, that person must then immediatly finish the remainder of their drink. It is customary but not mandatory for the person finishing the drink to say "Pussy shown". It's the equivalent of having someone say "you're welcome" before the other person can say "thank you".
Background: Theoritically, there are a certain number of alcaholic beverages that need to be consumed by a woman before a man is given the opportunity to hang dong on her. Whether it be a one night stand or spanning several dates; it doesn't matter. All a man is ever thinking to himself with each drink given is the phrase "show me your pussy". Since saying this phrase outloud on an actual date ensures years of celibacy and uninterrupted masturbation, it can only be said amongst friends as a playful way to blow off stream from the pressures of actual dating.
i.e. 1
Tucker: Mehar, you been holding that warm Zima for 2 hours. Show me your pussy and let's get another drink.
"Mehar Drinks"
Mehar: Pussy shown!
i.e. 2
Gus: I bought Webber like five drinks and he didn't show me his pussy once.
Buford: Well you can always count on me. I won't let you down...
Gus: Buford?
Buford: Yeah Gus?
Gus: You think you could show me your pussy? It would mean a lot to me.
Buford: Sure pal. Oh and uh...I'm a gay guy now.
Gus: We're no longer friends.
pussyboozedrinkvaginabeersexshow me your box
Tucker: Mehar, you been holding that warm Zima for 2 hours. Show me your pussy and let's get another drink.
"Mehar Drinks"
Mehar: Pussy shown!
i.e. 2
Gus: I bought Webber like five drinks and he didn't show me his pussy once.
Buford: Well you can always count on me. I won't let you down...
Gus: Buford?
Buford: Yeah Gus?
Gus: You think you could show me your pussy? It would mean a lot to me.
Buford: Sure pal. Oh and uh...I'm a gay guy now.
Gus: We're no longer friends.
pussyboozedrinkvaginabeersexshow me your box
by Kloopitz December 15, 2011
by sezii April 7, 2010
Babe I revoked your pussy card but you can get this Dick
by MrFukkWidIt January 14, 2019
Jo Jo: your mama stank
Ken: why would you say that, you know how i feel about my mom
Jo Jo: “get out your pussy” nigga
Ken: why would you say that, you know how i feel about my mom
Jo Jo: “get out your pussy” nigga
by roro yo father December 20, 2022
Bethany : i heard that the fair is going to be closed
Gladys: omg literally shut your pussy lips no way
Gladys: omg literally shut your pussy lips no way
by Hellokittylover May 2, 2021