Your Mom

She fucking gave you birth you cunt.

She is your mom because you came out of her vag*na

by The fuck you looking at? May 15, 2019

Your Mom

The universal response to everything.

Kale: What are we doing in Science?
Hayley: Your Mom!

by thepertyninja April 25, 2007

Your Mom

Usually an insult, when people try to be cool or just don't feel like answering a queston.

Random person: Hey, what are we doing today in English?
Me: Your mom.

Someone: Omg, that bug was HUGE!
ME: Your MOM'S huge..hahahaa.

or even

Someone: I had McDonald's last night, what'd you have?
Me: Your mom.

by Hayleeee November 07, 2007

Your Mom

As the real creater of the simple reply: “Your Mom” I meant for it to be a fun joke that I replied when my friend would ask “what are you doing.” Later my sister would use it for every reply she made making it quite famous around the school and around the country.

My friend: “Hey what you doing.”
Me: “Your Mom!”

by TheYourMomGuy October 09, 2018

Your Mom

The preferred insult of a 10 -12 year old

10 year old 1: dude who took my money again!

10 year old 2: your mom!

by SirDinkleBottom December 02, 2015

Your Mom

A comeback only 3-5th graders use because they think it will make them sound cooler than everybody else in the room.

Kid: Hey dude I think ur a total dumbass.
Other Kid: YOUR MOM!

by Doofus123 November 01, 2021

Your Mom

Gay

“Your Mom Gay”

by Saggy saga bou May 01, 2018