Your Mom

She fucking gave you birth you cunt.

She is your mom because you came out of her vag*na

by The fuck you looking at? May 15, 2019

Your Mom

The universal response to everything.

Kale: What are we doing in Science?
Hayley: Your Mom!

by thepertyninja May 2, 2007

Your Mom

Usually an insult, when people try to be cool or just don't feel like answering a queston.

Random person: Hey, what are we doing today in English?
Me: Your mom.

Someone: Omg, that bug was HUGE!
ME: Your MOM'S huge..hahahaa.

or even

Someone: I had McDonald's last night, what'd you have?
Me: Your mom.

by Hayleeee November 29, 2007

Your Mom

As the real creater of the simple reply: “Your Mom” I meant for it to be a fun joke that I replied when my friend would ask “what are you doing.” Later my sister would use it for every reply she made making it quite famous around the school and around the country.

My friend: “Hey what you doing.”
Me: “Your Mom!”

by TheYourMomGuy October 9, 2018

Your Mom

The best answer to any possible question or comeback

Teacher: what is the square root of 69

Lil billy: the square root of me and your mom last night

Teacher: stop! that is enough!

Lil billy: that's not what your mom said last night!

Kid 1: hey you look like an ugly little faggot

Kid 2: you fuckin kidding me I look nothing like your mom

Your mom is a fucking fat hoe

by lil savage fuck June 25, 2019

Your Mom

The word for answering some questions.
But make sure not to say "WHAT are we doing today?" Because someone can answer " I said WHAT not WHO."

Q. Who are we doing today? A. Your Mom/Mother/The female version of the parent.

by AssBurgers789 April 7, 2015

Your Mom

Your Mom

Hey look at that! What? Your Mom

by yourmomgay12 October 9, 2019