Your Grandpa a man bra

Probably the worst thing you can say to anyone about their grandpas and the emotional trauma will cause suicide rates to rise 1000%

May: Your Granny Tranny
Josh: Oh yeah? Your Grandpa a Man Bra
May: *Jumps off cliff*
Mays Mom: *Jumps off tree*

Mays Dad: *Cries to death*

Mays Sister: *Changes name and moves 6 countries*

by CaptainCosmos March 22, 2018

I want to be your backdoor man

The endeavor of sodomizing an active partner or a person to whom which you're affiliated with in a sexual bond. A pre-eminent phrase originally used by Led Zeppelin's Front-man - Robert Plant - in their track "Whole Lotta Love".

girl: "I really like you, but is there anything you would like to share with me before we do it...?"

guy: " I want to be your backdoor man..."

girl: "...."

by Justcallmetiony April 30, 2018

Man your gay max

Used when ridiculing eccentric idiots.

Idiot: "Super manga!"
Cool guy: "Man your gay max."

Nerd: "'Fart' is 'onara' in Japanese!"
Cool guy: "Man your gay max."

by Suchiiben April 22, 2004

The best compliment your old man can get

To Be Hung Like An Arab Stallion


Now that's hung

That's bigger than life!!

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

L+ratio+no bitches+no father+virgin+mom dead+ ur mother+fat hoe+get your money up+hoes mad+not good at fortnite+xxxvideosbox player+cotton picker+white man+your black+your white+your mad+YB BETTERR

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L+ratio+no bitches+no father+virgin+mom dead+ ur mother+fat hoe+get your money up+hoes mad+not good at fortnite+xxxvideosbox player+cotton picker+white man+your black+your white+your mad+YB BETTERR

by ur fav slave escape helper March 14, 2022

Your nan a man

Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian,your grandpap a trap, and your sister a mister combined negates any no u given and destroys the universe and recreates it in seconds

Me: "Your mom gay lol"
Todd: "No u"
Me: "Your nan a man"
Todd: *erased from existance*

by No u lol March 14, 2018