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you are already dead

Omae wa mo shinderiu.
Some anagonist: Your fist are as strong as a mosquito'
Some protagonist: You are already dead( omae wa mo shindeiru)
Some antagonist: NANI?!
(LOUD EARRAPE NOISES)
by anonymous February 21, 2018
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you wanna get dead?

A goofy way to warn someone of the concequences if something is not done or they are in trouble.
guy 1: damnit I forgot about that project.

guy 2: but it's due today.

guy 1: whatever.

guy 2: you wanna get dead?

guy 1: 0.0
by annnnonnnnymous September 5, 2011
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im dead for you

I love you so much it hurts- I'm dead. Whatever you did made me laugh or smile a LOT in appreciation for you.
Sister: *sends pic of her baby doing something cute and silly*
Me: OMG IM DEAD FOR YOU baby! I LOVE HER!
by Juniegirl709 September 15, 2023
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dead off you

Dead off you meaning; you want nothing to do with anyone or anything of any sort no matter how small or how big, their just dead to you completely😌
Him: I don’t care about you or your feelings

Her: yeah I’m dead off you😌byee
by Japan❤️ May 10, 2023
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its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off

The sentence most unique and interesting said by the most famous character in all fiction, Spongebob, in the video called "The Bikini Bottom Flood". This tragic statement is said by Spongebob after being asked by Patrick about "What a Die is?"
Patrick: What's a Die?
Spongebob: Its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off
(i kfhdsihdvlbgdujksglhnbdgijks)
by The SexiestDudeYouKnow February 22, 2019
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023
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You can't kill a dead man

"You Can't Kill a Dead Man!" Is a popular martyr used in popular online video games. The Player has a key bound to kill themselves and at the same time say "You Can't Kill a Dead Man!". A Tactic used to piss off the opposing team, so they won't get the point for the kill, although in most games the person using it gets a suicide kill count, deducting a kill from their scores and adding a death.

Invented by the *Ünhi clan in 2003.
*guy 1 shoots at guy 2 almost killing him*

Guy 2: YOU CAN'T KILL A DEAD MAN! *Dies*

Guy 1: Fuck you you're so gay!
by Paddy O'Mally June 22, 2008
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