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"You're" Syndrome 

A syndrome that is caught when someone is around a Grammar Nazi who always corrects incorrect usage of "your" for "you're." After being around Grammar Nazis, people will oftentimes develop a case of "You're" Syndrome.

These people will use "you're" regardless of context, including when "your" is actually the appropriate word. This is an act of carelessness and/or misunderstanding.
Person 1: Hey, can I use you're computer?
Person 2: You want to use I'm computer?
Person 1: No, I want to use you're computer.
Person 2: Wrong form of "you're." "You're" is only used in place of "you are."
Person 1: What do you mean? I thought it was always "you're."
Person 2: Dude, you've got a severe case of "You're" Syndrome.

you remind me of the babe 

From the sexy beast David Bowie song "Dance Magic, Dance." In the AMAZING movie "Labyrinth." If you haven't seen it I definitely recommend. 1 hr and 40 mins of Bowie Bulge? Okay! Also RIP David Bowie :(
You remind me of the babe.

What babe?
Babe with the power.

What power?
Power of voodoo

Who do?
You do!

Do what?
Remind me of the babe!

you're my 24 

Used in EXOs song "twenty-four" as a repetitive chorus saying "you're my twenty-four, you're my twenty-four"

They are referring to the 24 hours in day. It really means "I love you all 24hrs in a day" or "I love you everyday".

Chanyeol says at one point "My day is yours" and Sehun says "As if my day and night were stolen" Basically theyre all talking about how much they love their partner no matter the time, place or situation.
P1: you know i love u right
P2: Yeah you're my 24
P1: oh my god
you're my 24 by evelynisgay March 25, 2018

You're going to brazil 

Man 1: oh no
Man 2: You're going to brazil

you’re my 13th reason why 

Bro, if someone said this to, you fucked up. As in reference to the Netflix Original 13 Reasons Why, Hannah Baker made 13 tapes of reasons on why she killed herself. If someone said “You’re my 13th reason why” You fucked up and the person is saying you are a reason they killed themselves.
Person: I stuck my dick in cheese.

Me:Wtf? You’re my 13th reason why.

I actually don't hate you right now 

Lance never hated Keith, but sometimes our feelings can get lost in translation when coming from our thoughts to verbal communication.
Lance: ''I actually don't hate you right now...''
Me (a love guru who can see the difference between a rivalry and sexual tension): ''Oh lance, sweetie, you never hated him''