Yonk

To chew something loud and obnoxiously.

The english mastiff puppy liked to yonk on her bone.

My daughter would yonk her gum until I told her to chew with her mouth closed.

by bugsy555 October 7, 2012

Yonk

A strange unknown creature that is sent to fight off the evil minions from inside you

Allright were outnumbered, SEND IN THE YONK!!!!!

by theyonkmaster April 19, 2011

yonk

A period of exactly NINE (9) years

I was born 'bout 5 yonks ago

by yerodretep December 23, 2004

Yonk

Means anything

Your such a yonk

by Clarky18472 January 1, 2017

Yonk

The past tense of yeet. Used when the thing by being referenced happened in the past

Bro, I hit the bird with a rock and I was all like “YONK”

by yaboiseb March 3, 2018

YONK

little yonkeys running around

Watch out for the yonks they mght get you

by Rex291938 July 29, 2018

Yonk

It’s not a British term, they’re just wrong. Yonk is the epitome of freedom of expression. It means what ever the user wants it to mean, although it is commonly used as a verb.

Boy: *gets slapped in the face by a branch while hiking*
Hiking buddy: Dog, you just got yonked.

Example 2
Girl: *realizes she has no less than 12 hours of homework due the next day*
Girl: Ughh! Yonk me. (Akin to, F*** me)

Example 3
Boy: *gets a bullseye while paying darts*
Boy: Ha! YONK!

by Hot_n_soggy August 30, 2018