Yonking

To expose ones self to young female coworkers while they are using the copy machine

Eric is totally yonking that new intern

by coolio1981 February 3, 2010

yonks

A long time - too long to contemplate!

The quote in Floyd is closer to this: 'I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, I've been over the edge for yonks; it's working with bands so long, I think - crikey!'

by AKJH December 25, 2007

yonked

a word used to describe the feeling of tripping on a hallucinogen such as LSD, shrooms, Ayahuasca, etc.

No I can't go to the fundraising event, I'm fuckin yonked out of my mind.

by Toe Knee226 February 21, 2014

yonked

throwing an object or words

'dude last night i yonked my controller while playing'

or: 'stop yonking bullshit around with that filthy mouth of yours'

by bbyyil February 8, 2021

Yonke

Slang in Spanish Spanglish meaning "junk"

No queremos yonke en este parque!
We don't and yonke in this park! We wanna keep our barrio clean with no yonke homie!

by CMV1997 May 8, 2006

Yonked

When you get beyond fucked up.

Greg: Yo Brad what'd you do this weekend?

Brad: Bro I got so yonked this weekend I fucked a donkey!

by BigYonker November 16, 2015

“That’s a Yonks”

Like saying yikes or ooof, a reaction term. Can be used in place if yikes but is mire awkward.

“Jack is being a stupid again and fighting me!”

“That’s a yonks”

by Ityaboispiker January 25, 2018