8 year old

Someone who’s worse than a 12 year old

12 year old: Fuck you.
8 year old: YOU FUCKING ANNOYING LITTLE FUCK IM GONNA BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS YOU’D BETTER SQUARE UP BITCH!

by Himynamesjo192919 May 7, 2022

8 year old non virgin

An 8 year old who's had sex before

Definition of 8 year old non virgin: Normally means the 8 year old was rapped OR had the chance to sneak away and have sex.
Example:
Friend (8): "I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANY MORE!"
Me: (13): "BRO WHAT!? WHEN I WAS 8 I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT R-3 MEANT ON A CONTROLLER!!!"

by NateOnSchoolChromebook May 30, 2023

8 Year Old

An 8 Year Old Is A Type Of Kid That Is Spoiled And Tries Getting An Ugly Girlfriend At A Young Age And Watches Cringe Minecraft And Fortnite Animations 24/7 And Tries Imitating Squid Game And Swears At Others And Complains At Their Parents That The Person They Sweared At Called Them A Bad Word And Trouble Starts They Are Very Annoying And Hated They Are Basically Satan In Disguise.

Alex : HEY UGLIES!
Kevin And Ryan : Stop Being An 8 Year Old Alex.

by Rekt_boi4269 November 24, 2021

The 8 year rule

The 8 year rule is when you can date your friend's ex but only after 8 years

Cain is dating his best friends former love but it’s ok because he is following the 8 year rule .

by Realniggawiz February 14, 2021

Any 8 year old child

Devils in disguise that will say comebacks to a joke without even knowing what they are talking about and are full of memes. They will want nothing to do with you and then a second later force a hug onto you and ask for snacks every second of every day...

P1:My child is full of memes and is a little devil
P2: literally Any 8 year old child

by Oreo cat lover September 4, 2022

8.5 year old

A kid whose started acting like a 9 year old. Someone who’s 8 and a half years has finally stopped being an idiot. When your in the age you start liking pewdiepie and stop being annoying as shit.

An 8.5 year old is a kid who stopped being annoying

by The dancing nugget July 7, 2022

8.515 year old

Someone who’s 0.00000000000000003% better then an 8.5133 year old

Ok so basically someone who’s 0.0000000000000000000000001% better than 8.5133 year old is 8.515 year old I’m 8.515 year old

Ok

by The dancing nugget July 18, 2022