You bet your butt

To belief in something so certainly one would put their butt on the line.

'We're not really going to do this are we?' she asked incredulously.

'You bet your butt we are,' he replied.

by PrinceJolo June 23, 2018

she'll lick your butt

a phrase said when a girl is ugly
the phrase comes from the fact that ugly girls have to go an extra mile and do things out of the ordinary for guys to have intrest in them

Devin: "Hey, Yeager is talking to this girl, Alexis, I guess he asked her out"
Peter: "Really?"
Devin: "Yea, I think she'll lick your butt though"
Peter: "What makes you say that?"
Devin: "well, I was talking to Julia, who's friends with Alexis, and the way she talks about her made me feel like she was trying to drop hints about her being ugly"

Jake: "I got a new girlfriend"
Mike: "Will she lick your butt?"

by Devin Diaz January 29, 2008

pee in your butt

something sexual, david says to pam to turn her on

david -hey babe can i pee in your butt? pam- maybe later if your good!!!!!!

pee in your butt

by thell February 26, 2009

squeeze your butt cheeks

An expression to replace "say cheese" when taking a photo of an unwilling/unsmiling subject.

Subject is unable to keep a straight face and will burst out in laughter.

Photographer: "say cheese!"
Subject: "uuugh"
Photographer: "squeeze your butt cheeks!"
Subject: "lol"

by Pandora25 December 18, 2009

How's your butt?

What I ask my dog because he shits all the time. Plus, I want him to consider the condition of his anus, especially when we go out because another dog might sniff it.

Me: Hey, Jack, how's your butt?
Jack: I'm hungry.

by Kilgoretrout321 March 23, 2017

police your butt

To properly dispose of a cigarette butt. A take on 'Police your brass' which means to pick up the spent shell casings ejected from your firearm. Policed butts are disposed of by placing them in an ashtray or flushing them down the toilet as opposed to throwing them out your car's window or tossing it haphazardly on the sidewalk.

Hey man, you should police your butt.

by tbp010101010 March 6, 2010

put a baby in your butt

Code word for getting a girl pregnant.

Marcus told Cherise, "Ima put a baby in your butt!"

by NikkiLaFleur May 11, 2010