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Someone who pretends they know what there talkin about but they rlly don’t got a damn clue
“Jon’s bein a yolker” he’s fkn yolk
Yolk by Doozer May 28, 2024
A slang term used for various situations, but heavily relies on context.
Can be combined with other words.
"You've got to be yolking me"
"You're deadyolk annoying"
"Shut up you yolk"
"What's up my yolk"
Yolk by yokalovesyolks July 28, 2026
When you bust an egg yolk all over you brunch plate. Usually accompanied by moaning and pictures.
Can’t wait to go to brunch and bust my yolk nut this week with @2guys1thumb
yolk nut by 2guys1thumb November 20, 2019

Yolk Joke 

The process of inserting a raw egg into a women's vagina and then punting her in the cunt. The yolk explodes and makes a mess everywhere. At that time, the man has vaginal sex with the woman and uses the messy yolk as lubricant.
The other day, my girlfriend was feeling freaky so I gave her a yolk joke. Needless to say, I used up an entire roll of paper towels. I then fell asleep inside of her.
Yolk Joke by Kodboy April 11, 2009
-a nasty musty furry who also owns an awesome cat named kevin
yo have you yolk.ii?
yeah!!! they suck but their cat is cool!!!
Yolk.ii by IamDietWater April 23, 2022

yolk slap 

To slap someone in the back of the head for something stupid
Can also be called a team yolk if everyone around agrees it was stupid so everyone gets a yolk (slap in the back of the head)
Brad:" Where is mcdonalds" (while in front of it)
Thats a yolk slap
yolk slap by william F. Weezy October 11, 2007
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