Sticky Xylophone

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on a (non gender specific)'s toes and proceds to use his penis as a mallet to play their toes as a sticky xylophone.

The wait staff at Chilli's was very displeased when I played the sticky xylophone on the Mrs at the bar.

Created in a musty basement located in menasha Wisconsin

by Sloppy tip September 19, 2024

Juicy xylophone

The action of shitting into your dad’s mouth and he then proceeds to swallow it and throw it up back into your ass hole

Friend one: “Do you know where the juicy xylophone is?”
Friend two: “No”
Friend one: reads Urban Dictionary definition*
Friend two: “Oh, thanks”

by Hdtjfsthcsgczf December 9, 2019

meat xylophone

a very muscular chest and abdomen

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a meat xylophone in almost all of his movies.

by chickenblender October 7, 2008

Xylophone

Xylophone is a slang term that my friend made up blah blah blah (credits to wolf!!!!) and it means “i donʼt know”

“hey have you ever watched a livestream of your uncle going to federal prison??”
“Xylophone man.”

by viqix. February 19, 2024

Xylophone

Xylophone ("xai-lo-phone") is a slur used against all members of the lgbtq+ community. This is one of the most commonly used slurs against homosexual poeple.

Jeremy is so gay, hes a xylophone!

by gabygabgabgaby July 24, 2022

Xylophone Streams

A streamer who is relatively unknown but still very funny.

"Have you heard of Xylophone Streams?" -Person 1
"no I havent." -Person 2
"You should totally watch them! They make my day!" -Person 1

by Pancake owo March 15, 2022

Backward xylophone

An insult to a dead gay person

Person 1: Chris died
Person 2: Wasn't he gay
Person 1: Yeah he's a backward xylophone now

by bruhsoupandyo December 3, 2022