A sexual act in which a woman gets on her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.
by HoneyTheHusky June 10, 2016
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"Carl was really enthusiastic when I told him I wanted a Rusty Xylophone. My ribs were bruised for a week. It was awesome!
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The action of shitting into your dad’s mouth and he then proceeds to swallow it and throw it up back into your ass hole
Friend one: “Do you know where the juicy xylophone is?”
Friend two: “No”
Friend one: reads Urban Dictionary definition*
Friend two: “Oh, thanks”
Friend two: “No”
Friend one: reads Urban Dictionary definition*
Friend two: “Oh, thanks”
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Get the Backward xylophone mug.A sexual act where a man ejaculates on a (non gender specific)'s toes and proceds to use his penis as a mallet to play their toes as a sticky xylophone.
The wait staff at Chilli's was very displeased when I played the sticky xylophone on the Mrs at the bar.
Created in a musty basement located in menasha Wisconsin
Created in a musty basement located in menasha Wisconsin
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Get the Xylophile mug.The extreme feeling of existential dread that a person feels whilst in the presence of, or hearing a xylophone.
“I’m terribly sorry, Mr. Montgumery, but I will be unable to attend the orchestral demonstatration of the talents of said musicians; as I know there will be a xylophone present, and I suffer from xylophonobia.”
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