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wrestler porn

The strategic placement of food in front of a wrestler. Looking at such items can make a wrestler lust for foods depicted in cooking magazines or television shows. Even in real life!
Attenuated Wrestler #1: Dude, I was watching the cooking channel last night, and I was all over that chocolate fudge cake!
Attenuated Wrestler #2: Not cool, man. That's like total wrestler porn.

Attenuated Wrestler #1: Whatever, man...hey, you want a celery stick?
by cookookachu February 1, 2010
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Alligator Wrestler

While fucking an annoying bitch doggy style really hard, slide your left arm under her left arm and establish a hard half nelson while running your right arm down past your cock, through her legs, and hooking her right thigh. As soon as she asks "WTF?" thrust your hips foward as hard as possible while forcing her face into the pillows and flattening her out on her stomach collegiate wrestling style. While remaing inside her, roll hard to the right with her. Roll as hard and fast as possible, slamming her face into the sheets as roughly as possible. Continue to roll until you cum or fall off the bed.
"Damn, Ashlee wouldnt shut the fuck up while we were doing it doggy style last night, so i flattened her ass out and gave her an Alligator Wrestler until she shut up!"
by duke nobles March 16, 2008
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wrestlers

not boxers but the other white brief
Carl preferred wearing wrestlers to boxers ....or depends.
by sheila in the car June 7, 2009
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Wrestlers

Wrestlers are by definition the most physically tough, mentally determined and, perhaps, the most insane athletes ever. The true wrestler respects all their fellows, on and off the mat. We know struggle, defeat, victory, hunger, longing, grit, strength, weakness, endless training, sweat, even more sweat, pain, refusal, submission. It is these things that drive us, no more, no less.

Pure love for our sport that no one understands, and quiet acceptance that our sport has, and will forever out last all others.
Spectator: Wow that athlete is amazing.

Coach: Yes, he has the heart and soul of a wrestler. All the other wrestlers look up to him.
by WrestlingHeart February 26, 2009
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poodle wrestler

a poodle wrestler is someone that rises to very small challenges and overcomes them. Original from the lyrics of "Mr Apollo" by The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band.
Sorry, providing an example is just too challenging.
by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003
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Wrestler

one who trains like a maniac to have the power to force his opponents body into the shape of a pretezel and gentley pen him into a soft mat where his mommy can tuck him in
we Wrestlers train 3 hours a day 7 days a week and 365 days of the year for a 6 min match... you think u can handle it?!
by David C. Casey April 11, 2007
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Longhorn Wrestler

The quality or condition of being loyal, tenacious, fearless, passionate, driven, dedicated leader... a winner
Andrew such a hard worker, you could call him a Longhorn Wrestler.
by Jolly_Rancher_02 January 23, 2018
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