how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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The Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper is when you lie in the middle of the Australian desert with a naked Aboriginal man with a meth addiction on top of you and have him spin his dick around inside your anus like a helicopter as he chants and plays the didgeridoo. Then you are to squat in a sumo stance and scream out "TIMBERRR!" as you fart out all the contents from your shart drain. This is best done at 8am as it minimises dehydration for the woodchipping process.
Oi Dylan mate, just got me some sheila and did a fat pancake on her. She blasted so much at my face I look like Andrew with how many freckles I got!
Mate, we should call it the Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper!
Mate, we should call it the Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper!
by trickysamurai March 15, 2019
Get the australian aboriginal pancake helicopter woodchipper mug.A really really really cute guy. He is incredibly sweet and all of the girls are in love with him. He is smart, good-looking, and compassionate.
A girl with same description is called a flowerpetal.
A girl with same description is called a flowerpetal.
Laura: "Guess what? I'm sitting next to Herbert in English. He is such a woodchip! Kind, good-looking, and very smart."
Anna: "No way! You are so lucky. He has such a great smile. And he's good at everything. Seriously, all of my friends are obsessed with him. And it's his first week here!"
Anna: "No way! You are so lucky. He has such a great smile. And he's good at everything. Seriously, all of my friends are obsessed with him. And it's his first week here!"
by PurpleBookWorm February 26, 2010
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ashlyn: i know! the main guy was such a woodchip! i stared at his face the whole time
amanda: naw, girl! the zombie at the end of the movie was so much woodchippier! did ya see those abs??
ashlyn: he didnt even have a head!
amanda: nobodys perfect...
ashlyn: i know! the main guy was such a woodchip! i stared at his face the whole time
amanda: naw, girl! the zombie at the end of the movie was so much woodchippier! did ya see those abs??
ashlyn: he didnt even have a head!
amanda: nobodys perfect...
by epicgrapesLOL February 28, 2010
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by Suzie BostonKreme June 5, 2003
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Originated from the word "woodchip" which has the characteristics of being incredibly lovely.
Originated from the word "woodchip" which has the characteristics of being incredibly lovely.
by TreeHugger4ever February 28, 2010
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