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Woodchuck

Term for a country person who's main job in life is to cut firewood to sell in the city or suburban areas. Usually in a beat up four wheel drive truck with high wooden sides to carry extra firewood. After cutting and splitting the wood they "Chuck" it into the back of the truck. If driven by a female, this could be do to the fact that the male has lost his drivers license.
Looks like that woodchuck must be doing pretty good, he got a new woodchuck truck!
by R. Buzman April 7, 2009
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Chuck Norris's penis.
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Who knows? By the time you see it, you'll already be dead.
by Mr. Woodchuck May 2, 2010
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woodchuck

A mammal that digs up suburban lawns.

see gopher, marmot, ground hog, ground squirrel, and whistle pig.
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
by bobo the goat October 3, 2005
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Woodchink

Slang term from native people.
Most woodchinks live in resorts.
by walking pylon January 2, 2010
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Dusty Woodchuck

A Variation of the Dirty Pelican: While fornicating at a Lumber Mill or Cabinet Company, you remove your penis from the womans vagina, roll it in sawdust, re-insert and continue.
Your woman is a freak. The other day she wanted to ride down to the old abandoned mill so I could pull a Dusty Woodchuck on her.
by 5hinebox December 6, 2011
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how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

If you're a fan of the Impossible Quiz by Splapp-Me-Do, then you'll know this already...
Question 9 in Demo: "how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Possible Answers: Quite a lot, Eleven, 74%, 20km

Actual Answer: Eleven!
by crazyskeggy December 13, 2012
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woodchuck

hick, twit, uneducated fuck without any sense of morality and no grasp on any sort of cultural aspect in their lives. see also redneck
the people on mill street are woodchuck pieces of shit. like crustin
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