Term for a country person who's main job in life is to cut firewood to sell in the city or suburban areas. Usually in a beat up four wheel drive truck with high wooden sides to carry extra firewood. After cutting and splitting the wood they "Chuck" it into the back of the truck. If driven by a female, this could be do to the fact that the male has lost his drivers license.
by R. Buzman April 7, 2009
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A: Who knows? By the time you see it, you'll already be dead.
A: Who knows? By the time you see it, you'll already be dead.
by Mr. Woodchuck May 2, 2010
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A mammal that digs up suburban lawns.
see gopher, marmot, ground hog, ground squirrel, and whistle pig.
see gopher, marmot, ground hog, ground squirrel, and whistle pig.
by bobo the goat October 3, 2005
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by walking pylon January 2, 2010
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Your woman is a freak. The other day she wanted to ride down to the old abandoned mill so I could pull a Dusty Woodchuck on her.
by 5hinebox December 6, 2011
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Possible Answers: Quite a lot, Eleven, 74%, 20km
Actual Answer: Eleven!
Possible Answers: Quite a lot, Eleven, 74%, 20km
Actual Answer: Eleven!
by crazyskeggy December 13, 2012
Get the how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood mug.hick, twit, uneducated fuck without any sense of morality and no grasp on any sort of cultural aspect in their lives. see also redneck
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