1: n. the
sound made by a vagina during sexual intercourse. considered derogatory, used almost exclusiely by gay males.
2: n.
sound attributed to vaginas by gay males who have had sex with
women.
3: n. The onomatopeaic sound attributed to vaginas by gay males. Intended to dramatize the predatory nature of heterosexual intercourse.
Examples:
1: "Vaginas are disgusting. They'
re all like 'womp, womp, womp womp' and then the girl's like 'unh, unh, yeah, oh' grunting and shit."
2: "Vaginas scare the shit out of me. They'
re like those big chomping plant in Super Mario Bros. All "womp, womp, womp, womp" and then shooting fireballs at you and shit."
3: "
Hell, no I wouldn't stick my twig'n'berries in that gaping maw! Would I feed my John Thomas to a crocodile? Jesus
Mary and Joseph, one minute you're all 'hey there sweetie, you know I love you" and then it's 'WOMP, WOMP, WOMP' and your family
jewel's been snatched off."