Womp

An action that usually follows an event's passing. A sort of feeling that a person receives when they sense something. Used as a one word phrase. This feeling feels like getting an alaskan pipeline done on you. It is quite soothing except for when it gets rough. Another use of this word is as a verb who's natural synonym would be the over-accentuated word, "Annihilated". But this is only during cases of extreme agitation. Otherwise use the word, "Womp", to mean exactly what you need it to at the time. As long as you do not use this word out of extreme agitation then you may use it in everyday use.

Now you may find yourself wondering, "Now how do I go about using such a complex word?!" Well the answer is just in he next sentence! Now the following contains "Womp" in it's common usage, "Womp! Today was so stressful!". Another common use of the word, "WOMP! I am so happy to see you!".
Some people prefer to use this word at the end of a sentence. For example: "I really wish today wasn't so horrid, Womp." as well as, "Man, looks like we need to drive you to the restaurant fast, womp!"

When in doubt, think of "Oy vey!"

by The Wisconsin Bubbler September 29, 2011

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