wazzle

1) to masturbate.
2) a very stupid person
3) a very good poker player, especially in the game "Texas Hold'em".
4) to have sex

1) Of course it is, you know...I wazzle, you wazzle, he, she, me, wazzle. Wazzle, wazzling, wazzlisation, Wazzleology, the study of wazzle.

2) Are you a wazzle?
3) Man, you are such a wazzler that you wazzle with my cards all day.
4) C'mon lets wazzle.

by republicofwazzle November 9, 2014

wizzle jizzle

Being high and having an orgasm at the same time

Jairo and his friends one day all decided to go get high and later a friend pulled out a porno on his cell phone which jairo replied " I WIZZLE JIZZLED MYSELF , UUHH"

by Xx.Zoltan.xX August 28, 2015

Wizzle

Wi-z-uhl (noun) A sickness in which a person needs friends or they will shrivel up and die; a person with sad sickness.

Hey Wizzle! Do you need me to be your friend right now?

by The Master Wisdom November 24, 2010

holy shiz wizzle

Holy shit in Snoop Dogg version.

Holy shiz wizzle... I don't believe it!

by Cat May 13, 2005

smizzle the wizzle

this means quite literally to smoke the weeed man. usually used in a kinda way that only pot heads look forward to sayin. hey any chance to smizzle the wizle is a great chance for anyone.

yoooooo man.........um u wanna....smizzle the wizzle and get fumando!!!

by PISAN December 2, 2004

Buck Wizzle

To go Buck Wizzle is a term used to in AY town, Bucks, and is used to describe a state of going wild, usually when pazza. When going Buck Wizzle, one generally has no consideration for anything or anyone, and does not care who is harmed in the process of going buckers!

Ima go buck wizzle tonizzle!

Getting buck in Bucks!

by DWR08 May 12, 2008

Wazzle

State of being in which a person has little or no sense, use, or purpose.
A person who wazzles is referred to as a Wazzler.

Instead of doing your homework, you spent the day wazzling!
You wazzled the whole day! You're fired!

by Jaack Meeoff February 11, 2014