Another term for "jumping on the grenade" or "taking one for the team".
To be the suicide wingman is to go for the token ugly girl in a group of girls, so that your friends can move in on the more attractive ones.
May strip you of your dignity.
To be the suicide wingman is to go for the token ugly girl in a group of girls, so that your friends can move in on the more attractive ones.
May strip you of your dignity.
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Verb of wingman; actively assiting in getting, or replacing a woman for a bro. This can be at/during a party or in real time.
by Alex Gniewek August 31, 2012
Get the Wingmaning mug.When your actions end up helping your bro get the girl he's been going after. However it was never your intention to play the wingman and try to get them together. It just happened to play out that way. Can also happen with a girl accidentally helping her gf get a guy.
Bro: Hey so how did your date with brosky go?
Girl: It wasn't a date, we just hanged out.
Bro: Of course it was a date, he told me all about he was excited and... umm...
Girl: wait, he likes me?
Bro: I mean... so this weather has been crazy recently right?
Girl: Oh wow I can't believe I didn't see it till now. I guess I do kinda like him too.
*Later*
Brosky: Bro I can't believe you told her!
Bro: I didn't know she didn't know man! It was an accident.
Brosky: Well whatever, you were my accidental wingman. So thanks.
Bro: so you two do it yet?
Brosky: We're like rabbits bro!
Bro: nice!
Girl: It wasn't a date, we just hanged out.
Bro: Of course it was a date, he told me all about he was excited and... umm...
Girl: wait, he likes me?
Bro: I mean... so this weather has been crazy recently right?
Girl: Oh wow I can't believe I didn't see it till now. I guess I do kinda like him too.
*Later*
Brosky: Bro I can't believe you told her!
Bro: I didn't know she didn't know man! It was an accident.
Brosky: Well whatever, you were my accidental wingman. So thanks.
Bro: so you two do it yet?
Brosky: We're like rabbits bro!
Bro: nice!
by d shizly May 8, 2013
Get the Accidental Wingman mug.When you can just tell that a friend of yours is in trouble with a girl and you're not physically around to help out. You help him via text message or other medium to make sure he gets where he needs to be with said girl.
Using my psychic wingmannery I could tell my boy Robbie was struggling with this girl, so I sent him a text to ask about one of her friends for me.
by Dr. Craig April 14, 2009
Get the Psychic Wingmannery mug.-When you and your buddy go out to the bar/a party. And let's say you meet a hot chick, but there's a catch she's got an annoying or ugly friend. It's your buddy's job "The Wingman" to keep the "other chick" occupied so she won't want to leave. No one wants to talk to her, and she's jealous that her "hot friend" is getting attention. While your Wingman is keeping her occupied and preventing any "cockblocking" from happening you are free to make your move(s). You can even use your Wingman as an excuse for her to leave with you. "Look, your friend is having a great time. My buddy and her seem to be hitting it off real well. Come on, let's go back to your place."
As with the pleasure comes the pain, you have to take the Wingman position the next night so your buddy can be the Gunner.
On rare occassion(s) the next morning you will not know who was the Wingman, and who was the Gunner. Because they both looked ugly/annoying at the beginning of the night, but by the end of the night they were both hot!
As with the pleasure comes the pain, you have to take the Wingman position the next night so your buddy can be the Gunner.
On rare occassion(s) the next morning you will not know who was the Wingman, and who was the Gunner. Because they both looked ugly/annoying at the beginning of the night, but by the end of the night they were both hot!
"Mike took the Wingman position with honor that night."
"Yea, we weren't sure who was the Wingman on that morning."
"Yea, we weren't sure who was the Wingman on that morning."
by DanoRollngRck33 January 31, 2004
Get the wingman mug.A female, who in a party or bar environment who takes the roll as "Wingman".
If trained properly the Wingma'am can not only occupy the "fat friend" BUT also gain the trust of the target "hot one" and said fatty faster, and with more cunning then any Wingman. Females cling to other females because they are all usually untrusting of males.
TACTICS:
Examples of WingMa'am tactics:
(for ease of understanding we will assume it is just you and your Wingma'am, and your target is a hot little number who's dick finding attention is engulfed by the low self esteem of her fat and/or ugly slamhog of a friend.)
1:Enter bar/party, find hottie and piggy, send wingma'am out on a scouting mission ie. eves drop to gather intel like marital situation, likes and dislikes, cup size, what ever tickles your pickle. You then walk by all three ladies (yer ma'am, the hottie and little miss piggy) making sure you can be seen, and yer ma'am will keep an eye on your targets expression as you pass. Your ma'am can then text you if she thinks you have a shot. OR you can have your ma'am pretend to check you out as well and make up some crazy shit about having heard about you having a huge pecker and or are a champ in the sack.
If trained properly the Wingma'am can not only occupy the "fat friend" BUT also gain the trust of the target "hot one" and said fatty faster, and with more cunning then any Wingman. Females cling to other females because they are all usually untrusting of males.
TACTICS:
Examples of WingMa'am tactics:
(for ease of understanding we will assume it is just you and your Wingma'am, and your target is a hot little number who's dick finding attention is engulfed by the low self esteem of her fat and/or ugly slamhog of a friend.)
1:Enter bar/party, find hottie and piggy, send wingma'am out on a scouting mission ie. eves drop to gather intel like marital situation, likes and dislikes, cup size, what ever tickles your pickle. You then walk by all three ladies (yer ma'am, the hottie and little miss piggy) making sure you can be seen, and yer ma'am will keep an eye on your targets expression as you pass. Your ma'am can then text you if she thinks you have a shot. OR you can have your ma'am pretend to check you out as well and make up some crazy shit about having heard about you having a huge pecker and or are a champ in the sack.
WingMa'am Basic Guidelines:
Always treat your wingma'am like a proper lady, she will get you laid more then you can believe. Pregame with her, fix her car, walk her dog. NEVER BANG THE WINGMA'AM! NEVER EVER!!!
There may an instance where you're ex ma'am or bi ma'am may find herself so intoxicated (and tired of talking about your junk and not getting a slice). That they might want to thank you (in their own special way ;) ) for the oil change and the dog walks... This is VERY RARE!! and usually ends up in failure. IE by the time you get back to your crib they aren't as drunk and start to 2nd guess proposed trey way! DON'T TRY TO FORCE IT!, it just shows bad character! But then again you could possibly have a memorable evening/early morning. So take that as you will. But always remember this,
Rules are a lot like vagina's, they are ment to be broken.
Always treat your wingma'am like a proper lady, she will get you laid more then you can believe. Pregame with her, fix her car, walk her dog. NEVER BANG THE WINGMA'AM! NEVER EVER!!!
There may an instance where you're ex ma'am or bi ma'am may find herself so intoxicated (and tired of talking about your junk and not getting a slice). That they might want to thank you (in their own special way ;) ) for the oil change and the dog walks... This is VERY RARE!! and usually ends up in failure. IE by the time you get back to your crib they aren't as drunk and start to 2nd guess proposed trey way! DON'T TRY TO FORCE IT!, it just shows bad character! But then again you could possibly have a memorable evening/early morning. So take that as you will. But always remember this,
Rules are a lot like vagina's, they are ment to be broken.
by Jay Ownz September 28, 2010
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