Shadow O' Willstache

the result of Will's (from the Terrace) encounter with an unrelenting pair of scissors, rendering him 'stacheless, leaving only the mere shadow of his once formidable imperial moustache betwixt his rosy cheeks.

When Will shaved his moustache, he was left with a Shadow O' Willstache that made him look like a douchebag.

by Goddard April 13, 2008

willets

Slang term for women's breasts.
Like tits, boobs, jugs.

Get ya willets out, show us ya willets

by scott g January 6, 2005

The truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off

In the end it’s better to tell the truth despite what happens because at least you won’t have that burden.

“How am I gonna tell my mom I crashed her truck? She'll kill me!”

“Listen the truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off. That’s apart of life.”

by Joshlerandmel February 17, 2019

willets

A rare group of individuals keenly interested in boobs (male or female) and poo (male or female) and, not so suprisingly, nothing else.

co-worker: "You're one of them there Willets aren'tcha?"

subject: "Poo...boobs...poo."

friend of co-worker: "He's crazie! We GOTTA put this on Urban Dictionary! That would be so COOL!"

by e.j.s.l.t.m.c.a.j.s.m.j.j.m. September 21, 2005

Willsexual

The sexuality of being attracted to Megan's brother will.

I'm Willsexual and I'm proud

by Will is hot October 6, 2020

Pulling a Willett

The act of driving through, and subsequently getting pulled over in a city park. (Named after Alex Willett)

Dustin: Did you hear how Alex lost his license?

Eric: No man, what happened?

Dustin: He got caught Pulling a Willett at 1 A.M. this morning.

Eric: Pshht, douche.

by Adam KilHarney March 28, 2009

Wet Willette

When a guy is getting a blow job and pulls out of the girls mouth prior to ejaculating. He the puts his willie into her ear and blows his load.

"Matt you are awesome! You just gave that girl a Wet Willette."

by Gulf Coast Misfit October 30, 2011