Willy's willy

A Willy's willy is a small stick in Willy's pants. He is commonly known as lilleluren and is known for a life without pussy.

Oh no Willy's willy is lies and tosses!

by MoeyFan1 November 24, 2022

Willy’s Shrimp Shack

When a man convinces a drunk woman to go home with him from the bar, drives her to a random house for sale down the road, takes her inside and cuffs her wrists behind her to her ankles in a bedroom closet. He pours a beer over her then he receives intense slobbery oral sex from the woman then treats her to a creamy surprise dessert filling her mouth to complete the meal. He then uncuffs her and runs out of the house disappearing into the night as she falls asleep in the closet.

Jessie: Girl, i was so wasted last night! I woke up in a random house for sale in the closet and all i can taste is sea salt and my jaw hurts. What did i drink last night?

Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!

by WillyTheWankTank August 1, 2023

Wilma’s sleeve

Describing a stretched out vagina. Like huge. More vast than a wizards sleeve.

Hey Kyle…your mom’s vagina is like a Wilma’s sleeve.

by Orlydusten February 26, 2024

WMS (willy's mayo spoon)

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.

I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon

by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017

Pacifism's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

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Pacifism's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

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Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Sportsman's Willy

The phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after participation in physical (usually sporting) activities.

“Bloody hell Brian, you’ve got a knob like a pre-pubescent schoolkid! What's going on?”

"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”

by Beztheowl July 29, 2009