Wilderness Guardians

A bunch of homosexual gamers who cant win any war, and play MMORPGS.

"Hey Mr. Glenn doesn't your clan The Wilderness Guardians suck at warring other clans?""Hey Shadow Elves, we really aren't that great." "Wg Pride"

by Pro tank March 15, 2009

Mya Zoie Wilden

doesn’t know the months of the year in order, spends most of her days crying over her ex, love a zoot, loves a fag. anything you can smoke basically. a massive p*sshead. she likes to do bits w people in bushes and knock turtle food everywhere

“yeah did you see that girl she’s so stupid and such a sket”
“omg she’s defo a mya wilden”
mya zoie wilden means stupid and dependant

by seshgod June 20, 2020

wilderness

Pornography.

Wilderness is gooooood!!!

by Wordup November 7, 2003

Wilderness Feast

A partaking in all things man, with male friends (aka "Bros"). Wilderness feast must take place in a forest or woods of some type in which the "bros" proceed to hunt and live off the land. All that is taken to wilderness feast is hunting equipment, sleeping gear, and your manhood. Games are included in Wilderness Feast such as Javelin throw, tree shimmying, archery contests, and general feats of masculinity. One essentially lives, eats, and shits like the ancients. Points are also awarded to those displaying ungodly amounts of man in compensation for prized "bro titles". (Ex. Most small game slain=Bushwacker). One goes into Wilderness feast a man and comes out Les Stroud.

-Bro! I just landed like 50 fish at Wilderness Feast, I'll get "Master Baiter" for sure!

by Mr wolfen November 6, 2011

widren

A PARENT WHO LOSES A CHILD IS A WIDREN
A man who loses a wife is a widow .
A woman who loses who husband is a widower
A person who loses a child is Therefore a Widren
The beginning of widow ending of children

Cathy has been a widren since 1988.
As a widren she misses her son so much.

by Janny Mars September 12, 2014

wildernest

A remote locale where something can lay it's head to sleep. Could be human, could be fowl.

The more pine boughs you stack, the more comfortable your wildernest becomes.

by D. Goode July 12, 2016

wildern

The best last name in the universe

Wow it’s a Wildern!!,

by Little Pringle May 13, 2018