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Tennessee Wishing Well

A large cocktail made from all the bodily fluids that one human body has produced. When ingested, it summons Kolgorathnokterranonklus, Great God of Immoral wishes. Once he appears, you may petition him to grant your most "unconventional" wish (e.g. sex with a cousin, eradication of the banana minority, etc.). Beware, though, for the granting of this wish will come with no unintended consequences--except the occasional appearance of a small child's face on one's elbows.
I used a Tennessee Wishing Well to become god-king of Palestine the other day.

Hey man, can i drink from your Tennessee Wishing Well?
by AllabobibTheGlutton May 23, 2016
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Within Temptation

A Dutch goth rock band who have a new kick ass tune out called Stand My Ground.
Within Temptation kick ass!

#Stand my ground I won't give in...#
by SoL'Aki Hakala-Ylönen October 23, 2004
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Within Temptation

A BRILLANT gothic rock band who come from the Netherlands, and have an amazing sound. They have two albums out, 'Mother Earth' and 'Silent Force', and both aren't as popular as they deserve to be.
Like Evanescence but more raw. SO GOOOOOOOOOD! (Their best songs *I think* are 'Aquarius', 'It's the fear' and 'Angels'.)
by Quirkycat January 2, 2005
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Wichita BLT

A ménage of at least four people in which you create a sex sandwich involving a (B)i-sexual, a (L)esbian, and a (T)ranny
In order to show Elise my complete and utter virility, I had arranged a little Wichita BLT when she came over.
by Jickety March 16, 2008
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Wichita Falls

A place in Texas, close to Oklahoma, rather overrun with airmen in training Sheppard AFB, shabby tattoo parlors and chain restaurants. Famed for the Hotter N Hell 100 and the man made brown water "falls", thats about all we have. Kindest people, most of them relatively unattractive, feels like home no matter where you're from.
While you're stationed in Wichita Falls, be sure to ride the HNH.
by original namesake October 18, 2008
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wishihog

When a itty bitty man 130 lbs who sleeps with a 400 lb woman and reaches that moment when his feet no longer touch the bed.
"Dude, your boy told me that story last night, what a wishihog!!"
"When my mind is telling me no, but MY body is telling me yes......"
by Tarb February 3, 2008
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wichita mustache

When you’ve been getting eaten out so long they get crusties along their bottom lip.
I sat on Tommy’s face so long last night I gave him a Wichita mustache!
by Jose Rico February 25, 2018
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