this is the outfit that one wears after having a big breakup with their boyfriend/girlfriend. most of the time the exboyfriend/girlfriend try to look damn krispy.
Kid Number 1: Have you seen Janelle today?
Kid Number 2: Yeah she was lookin mighty fine. Must be her post breakup wardrobe.
Kid Number 2: Yeah she was lookin mighty fine. Must be her post breakup wardrobe.
by coolkidnumberone April 14, 2011
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A euphemism for tearing clothes off another person's body. Infamously used by Justin Timberlake during a super bowl halftime show where he tore the clothes of Janet Jackson.
by kryo June 22, 2004
Get the wardrobe malfunction mug.The gradual yet unstoppable process by which your wife or girlfriend's clothes take over your wardrobe. It often begins by the male partner naiively agreeing that he will temporarily host a single garment because of a short term capacity issue in the female wardrobe. From this point on the male no longer has control of his wardrobe.
Becky: Darling, I'm just putting my long dress from Kirsty's wedding in your wardrobe - I've run out of hangers in mine. Is that ok?
Chris: Of course, go ahead
(Six months later, and the effects of wardrobe creep are clear)
Chris: Why is my wardrobe full yet I only own two items in it?
Chris: Of course, go ahead
(Six months later, and the effects of wardrobe creep are clear)
Chris: Why is my wardrobe full yet I only own two items in it?
by Auld simp May 25, 2013
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I have read 'The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe' at least once a year since i was 12. After 14 years, it is still much better than this Harry Potter nonsense.
by Nastina September 2, 2005
Get the The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe mug.Girl: I feel like someone is watching us
Guy: its ok babe theres nobody here, but me, you and mr.wardrobe
Guy: its ok babe theres nobody here, but me, you and mr.wardrobe
by Mr.Geko August 20, 2010
Get the Mr.Wardrobe mug.Woman 1: I'm going to be 20 minutes late because I got stuck in wardrobe.
Woman 2: That's okay, I got stuck in hair and make-up, take your time.
Woman 2: That's okay, I got stuck in hair and make-up, take your time.
by shamrock32 June 19, 2009
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