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wheezing the beer

Snorting beer through your nose at such speed that the beer is gone in seconds.
Wow, Kenny really likes wheezing the beer on Friday nights.
by Darcieee! March 27, 2009
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wheeze the juice

Removing the wine bag from a box of Franzia and drinking directly from the nozzle. It derives from a pauly shore scene in the movie "Encino Man" where Pauly shore drinks directly from the nozzle of a slurpee machine.
by Donkey Lipss July 16, 2007
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Wheezing Penis

To die via ingestion of invisible/intangible bleach
Did you hear how Danny died? Poor guy went out wheezing penis.
by ThePenisWheezer May 26, 2019
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Comedy Wheeze

Verb. A sudden and abrupt single exhalation of air causing a shortness of breath. Caused when a person is subjected to too much pure comedy at once.
Daniel:what's the difference between in laws and outlaws. Outlaws are wanted
Stephen:WHEEZE
Daniel:I knew that joke would make you Comedy Wheeze
by FrazeNeutron March 19, 2019
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wheezing pirate

When your girl is sucking you of and you punch her in the stomach while shooting a load in her eye. she grabs her stomach with one hand bending over and putting the other hand over her eye while saying AARRGGHHH ! thus the wheezing pirate .
Bitch tried to play me like a chump so i hit her with a wheezing pirate to teach her a lesson.
by droland October 25, 2012
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wheezing the juice

-When you have so many cups of beer in your hands that you have to hold one cup with your mouth.
Usually if your nose is very large, it might touch the beer inside, and you might suck it up through you nose, or 'wheeze it. You stop wheezing when you have arrived at your destination and are you capable of sitting your drinks down.
Man, did you see that?! Kenny was really wheezing the juice!
by ddddvvvvvvvvbbbbbb January 3, 2009
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autistic wheezing

When you or your chums are laughing so hard, you end up making a sound of an old vehicle starting in the cold winter, instead of laughing.
Damn, that's some hard autistic wheezing!
by Spunnar September 12, 2017
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