Wheaton College

A very selective liberal arts & science college outside of Boston, Massachusetts. Well known for its close student-professor research, small classes and great athletics.

Unique from other liberal arts schools of its quality, Wheaton has fewer required courses and more multi-discipline options. Wheaton has a beautiful ivy-clad campus and is highly regarded for producing many national scholars each year (they've won three Rhodes scholarships in the last five years).

It is a great place to be educated, make life-long friendships and learn how to make an impact in the world.

My four years at Wheaton College were the best of my life.

by Alumnae/i May 30, 2006

April Wheaton

A sad excuse for a name

Man that April Wheaton has weak shit

by Uber 9000 April 25, 2009

Mrs. Wheaton

Mrs. Wheaton is the one that doesnt teach and is so fucking sexist

you're going to fail because of Mrs. Wheaton

by guitarboi`2433 December 19, 2018

wheaton

Wheaton: a some what large suburb or Chicago, holds the record for the most churches per square mile in the united states. MOst people in wheaton are stuck up and moderatly wealthy, while the girls of the town have nothing better to do then cause drama. But their are a few select kids from wheaton warrenvill south high school as well as wheaton north highschool that do not fit this description. On the weekends kids in wheaton enjoy sitting around in parking lots while being drunk and or high. If this does not amuse then they will resort back to their favorite past time getting in fight after fight with Glembard south kids.In summerary there are a select few that no how to get down and party in wheaton, while the rest are tight assed bible banging rich snobs!

person A: excuse me but u live in wheaton right?
person B: yes, why?
person A: can i barrow your bible for a second i want to look something up.
person B: yes, of course u can.( pulls bible out of back pocket)

by bobby dizzle August 28, 2005

Wheaton

A town in Illinois, known for having the most churches per square mile than any other town in the United States. The people here are Christian for the most part, and religion is a big part of their lives. While many of the people are well-off to completely wealthy, they tend to be nice and helpful people as well, and not pretentious douche bags like they're thought to be. The guys are very gentleman-like, and the girls are also really nice. Wheaton is fairly sheltered, and a good place to raise children. The schools are split into Wheaton North and Wheaton South, which have a strong rivalry against each other, bordering on full-on hate. The sports here are fairly good, and sports are also a big part of everyone's lives.

Wheaton is a great town full of generally friendly and helpful people.

by Annie_O May 1, 2011

wheaton bible-ed

When religious church noobs recruit you to go to their church... particularly in wheaton.

Shit son, jewy got wheaton bibled so hard that he is now a member of their church.

by bksizzle January 22, 2005

wheaton warrenville south high school

one of the two high schools in wheaton illinois. some of the students there live in warrenville. most of the warrenville students are ghetto or at least not very wealthy. the wheaton students are mostly rich, and a lot of them stuck up.

the school has a very good academics program, and the best football team. they have won the state championship many times. almost all of their athletics are amazing. their speech team and marching band are also very good.

there are a fair amount of emo/scene students at the school, although some of them are complete posers.

there are a lot of different social groups, but the aren't so much hierarchic as just divided. not too many people worship the cheerleaders and jocks, and not too many people bully the nerds.

student not from wheaton warrenville south high school: hey my football team made it to the playoffs for a game!
wwshs student: yeah, but mine won.

new student: hahaha look at that emo kid!
jock: hey man, she's cool.

by Alexandra Rebecca November 22, 2011