Whaling

To go to a bar and try to hook up with fat girls

My roomate loves to go whaling on the weekends

by tc123892 July 27, 2009

Whaling

The act of having sex with a fat girl who's fanny flaps resemble the tail fin of a diving humpback whale.

"I don't understand why the Japanese like whaling so much. Have they got no taste?"

by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

punch a baby whale in the face

what you feel like doing when you're really, really, REALLY freakin' pissed.

"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"

"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"

by I don't actually punch whales April 9, 2010

Matt Whalen

Drummer of the band The Matches, originally from Oakland, CA. Constantly used as a punchline.

"Everything we do is inspired by Matt Whalen" - Shawn Harris, The Matches "Matt Whalen... Still Matt Whalen"

by Melanie Stryder August 8, 2008

Whaling

Whaling refers to a sex act that mimics how whales mate. The female is face up, on her back, and many other males (possibly up to 10) will lie next to her and try to reach her genital region with their extremely long male organ. They first one to reach her vagina (i.e. the male with the longest dick) wins the procreation game! Also called “side doggy style” or “96-ing”.

Dude, I had such a wild night whaling last night with that chick and those other dudes. I even won the whaling competition because I had the biggest schlong!

by Mdogg77 January 9, 2021

Whaleing

a sport or game played between men. often played at played at large parties or social events that include the consumption of alcohol. it involves seeing which man can bring home the largest girl or "whale". poking or "harpooning" is hazardous but is recommended. winner is declared by an offical weigh in once the "whale" is incapacitated (passed out). players will often be refered to as ishmael or ahab.

yo, lets go whaleing.

by Tim MacDonald December 1, 2006

Blue Whaling

To absorb, accept and consume any and all exterior elements; in the same form as a blue whale feeds by opening its mouth and swimming, capturing any organism that is in its way.

Esteban is blue whaling on girls tonight. (meaning he will pursue, date, sleep with, any female that comes his way.)

by Ahab69 May 12, 2015