Whalen

White Whale Women

Did you see that whalen yesterday? She must of been atleast 400 lbs!

by Dankassmemes May 16, 2019

Whalen

The art of seducing those who are associated with the phrase "more cushion for the pushin".

Potential Whalers can be seen pacing the perimeters of Lane Bryant or any all you can eat buffet. Often frequents ice cream locations to find potential mates.

Symptoms include: fucking fat chicks, marking his territory in a canine fashion, desperation to end the drought, obsession with Queen Latifah.

Friend: Dude, he's totally pulling a Whalen tonight!

Fat chick: I hope there's a Whalen here tonight!

by Ovadia Yosef August 14, 2009

Whalen

To enjoy eating ice cream more than the average person, using the tongue excessively in a horatory manner.

-"Man, that whalen last night was outrageous! Right in marin, too"
-"You used a condom man? Or was it a rachelcream boston pie?"

by flowersandcakes January 15, 2009

Whalen

Another word for waving or wilding.

Guy 1: you whalen your cock around bud!?
Guy 2: yeah mate im trying to drain the lizard if you know what im getting at.

by Portuguese Snotter Log May 30, 2018

whalen

Someone that can't jizz

Omg hes such a whalen he kissed sasha

by Whelan Is Gay November 15, 2018

whalenation

whalenation is a groupchat on twitter that was voted “Best Groupchat” whalenation was in their reputation era when a big account called “Ron” also known as “the barb who got called out by kylie jenner” after garbz made a fake ss of ron in a groupchat with “whalenation” as the groupchat name. that’s the only time whalenation made noise lmfaoo. whalenation consists of big stan twitter accounts like:
@brbietingz

@dojacab
nour
ivana

toby

zoey

carlo (fattie)
and the others

whalenation is so cool. i wish i was in whalenation

by Nikki Minaj Fan :3 October 27, 2020

Whalein

To purchase a large amount of cryptocurrency with the intention of increasing the price.

I'm going to whalein - watch that price blow!

by Temperancebit March 13, 2023