Wetty

Equivalent to saying ‘sweet’, ‘wicked’, ‘nice one’, ‘sick’ after hearing some particularly juicy news. Usually preceded by an ‘aah’. Preferably stress the ‘we’ rather than the ‘try’.

Ewan: my nan just died and she left me five grand and a kilo of bud
Nadim: aah, wetty!

by jollyfucker69 December 8, 2020

Wetty

what someone's asshole would appear to be after a long, hot days work

Mandy- "Adam, why haven't you taken a shower yet? I bet your assholes wetty.

by AM1tchell December 8, 2019

Wetty

Usually an insult for someone who’s being a bit of a simp or overly emotional

“Did joe just give sally his jumper? Well he’s just a bit of a wetty isn’t he”

*joe is telling sally his life story* “He’s just a bit wet isn’t he”

by best of all April 18, 2021

Wetty

a very common misspelling of the word whettie

dude, check out how stupid i am, i write wetty rather than whettie

by Danscotty May 30, 2008

wettie

Liquid used in a stoner circle. Can be bong water, thirst quenchers or alcoholic beverages.

*cough* Dude, can you please pass me the wettie, i just took a monster hit!

by Wes Store July 14, 2007

wetty

wetty is the best no cap😴

i love wetty

by steve the son August 18, 2021

wetty fap

To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies.

My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.

by Bogrimm October 2, 2015