wettie

a man who greets any woman he meets with a hug, typically white men who wear stand out clothing such as bright unusual coloured bomber jackets which give off homo vibes

Yo kallum, Joe just hugged that bird! what a wettie!

by CrackheadPatrol May 5, 2023

Wetty

Usually an insult for someone who’s being a bit of a simp or overly emotional

“Did joe just give sally his jumper? Well he’s just a bit of a wetty isn’t he”

*joe is telling sally his life story* “He’s just a bit wet isn’t he”

by best of all April 18, 2021

Wetty

Equivalent to saying ‘sweet’, ‘wicked’, ‘nice one’, ‘sick’ after hearing some particularly juicy news. Usually preceded by an ‘aah’. Preferably stress the ‘we’ rather than the ‘try’.

Ewan: my nan just died and she left me five grand and a kilo of bud
Nadim: aah, wetty!

by jollyfucker69 December 8, 2020

Wetty

a very common misspelling of the word whettie

dude, check out how stupid i am, i write wetty rather than whettie

by Danscotty May 30, 2008

wettie

Liquid used in a stoner circle. Can be bong water, thirst quenchers or alcoholic beverages.

*cough* Dude, can you please pass me the wettie, i just took a monster hit!

by Wes Store July 14, 2007

wetty

wetty is the best no cap😴

i love wetty

by steve the son August 18, 2021

wetty fap

To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies.

My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.

by Bogrimm October 2, 2015