westland

westland kids are shits who try to be like pyle kids. the guys are hot but the girls are straight up wannabe hoes. they think everyone likes me but they are super weird and ugly and no joke copy everything pyle kids do

any other school ever:
westland girls: omg i hu w three guys last night and i wore the same shirt a pyle girl has

by 12479283 October 20, 2019

westland wessex

a hideous royal navy helicopter with an absurd nose

joe: did you see that westland wessex
ryan: the big ugly one?

by Not hjc June 11, 2024

The Wetlands

The opposite of a female drought for guys. Instead it is used when a guy is too deep in the puss, too constantly. When the only girls that he interacts with are dirties and eaters.

“Damn man, Garrett went from being in the Sahara to the Wetlands.”

by Love it man April 8, 2026

The Wetlands

The opposite of a female drought for guys. Instead it is used when a guy is too deep in the puss, too constantly. When the only girls that he interacts with are dirties and eaters.

“Damn man, Garrett went from being in the Sahara to the Wetlands.”

by Love it man April 8, 2026

John Glenn Westland

Home of the rockets! If you want to be hoed or heartbroken, this is the place to be! Our football team is the munchiest in the nation, and our cheer team follows along to make a perfect match! Everyone is ran through, people light blunts in the bathrooms/locker rooms , and dick is more free than the wigs pulled off in the multiple fights every week! Not to mention we’re the second to worst athletic school in the KLAA east division, after #WayneMemorial ofc! Most people who attend this school don’t know the difference of “your” and “you’re” but, hey, at least our girls bowling team won the state championship!

Boy1: wtddd where you from btc
Girl1: john glenn westland! ;)
Boy1: ah hell nah, when’s the last time y’all won a football game?
Girl1: idk :( those boys just need a little more support :(, can I make it up with some head? :(
Boy1: oh, you nasty rocket.

by Arealassbtc December 6, 2022

weedlands

Slang for The Woodlands, TX. Coined by the pasty suburbanites that inhabit the area, simply because many of them smoke marijuana.

Yeah man I live in the Weedlands, shits dope bruh.

by descriptpenguin October 14, 2015

Wesland

He’s the one Asian guy you love hanging out with despite him being very dumb. He overreacts when he guesses something correct( including when you play mafia). Despite him being explicit, your parents don’t care if you hang out with him.

Wesland: She’s the f***ing mafia.

You: No she isn’t. She can’t be.

Narrator: She is the mafia.

Wesland: F**k yeah. What’d I tell you. I was correct.

by BoiWonder168 July 4, 2019