booty call waiting

(noun) When the person you are sleeping with enters into a relationship with someone else and you have to wait for it to end in order to continue having sex with them.

She found herself a man, and I got put on booty call waiting.

by Big MAC w/ special sauce aka Al Havanother December 25, 2007

Waiting Mode

When you have something to do in a couple of hours and so your brain can't focus on anything else until that event happens.

I have work at 3pm today and so my brain is going to be on waiting mode until work starts.

by AISHAHSIA November 10, 2020

waiting game

When two people are interested in one another, but unsure how to proceed with establishing a relationship.

"Hey, have you hooked up with Alex yet?"
"No, it's still a waiting game."

by AndyC36 February 6, 2010

writing a paper

shit i really don't want to do.

I'd rather snort wasabi then be writing a paper.

by MrPeepers00 April 29, 2008

Writing

The act of repeatedly slapping your head against a keyboard and hoping something good will come out of it.

Writing:

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by lenadagmar January 11, 2018

expository writing

the process by which one reads about from many different sources, about twenty pages in length each, that have little to do with each other, analyze them and then combine them to find a uniform thesis; advanced bullshitting

oh man, expository writing at Rutgers blows!
these assignments in expository writing are completely ridiculous!
where am I going to use expository writing in real life? oh, right: NOWHERE!

by maelstr0m_X1 December 28, 2005

Writing Your Own Name's Definition for Urban Dictionary

you are lonely. You are probably assuring yourself that you have friends and an interesting personality. You will probably go back and look at your name's definition you wrote and pretend someone else wrote it for you. Maybe you will suggest searching names to your friends, and stumble across the one you wrote, and have it be "scarily" true. Good luck. It gets better.

writing your own name's definition for urban dictionary is what you do on a friday with no friends around.

by jakehatesrakes January 13, 2015