weedwacking

When you smoke weed while jacking off

I was weedwacking last night.

by She Succa me May 9, 2018

Weed-whack

Verb. 1) removing weeds via a long hand-operated tool. 2) removing male stress via a long hand-operated tool. 3) removing female stress via use of a long hand-operated tool.

1. He weed-whacked the edge of his yard. 2. He weed-whacked until he exhaled and fell asleep. 3. He weed-whacked her until she whimpered and fell asleep.

by Woodsy Woman June 29, 2020

Weedwacking

Masturbating while smoking weed

Maaaan last night I got so baked that I whipped it out and started weedwacking

by swaghettida4th January 12, 2021

Connecticut Weedwacker

The act of going down on a girl, and when she is close to climaxing, bitting her pubic hair and ripping them off.

I gave my girlfriend the old “Connecticut weedwacker” last night. She no longer has to go to her Brazilian wax tomorrow

by The dazzler 2828 October 18, 2019

The WeedWacker

When you give her/him/them/it a swift chop to the throat; as she gasps for air and reaches for her neck, you thrust your PP in their butt like you’re trying to pop a balloon.

My dishwasher was acting up so I had to give her The WeedWacker

by TreePoop March 8, 2021

bloody weedwacker

When you go down on a chick whose on her period and the guy moves his tongue counter clockwise

Dude have you ever performed a bloody weedwacker on a chick?

by anonymous November 17, 2023

Philadelphia weed whack

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.

I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024