waylon

Waylon is tall, dark hair, brown eyes, with a pale complexion. His jaw line could cut you and his body is unbelievable. He is a sporty guy that plays baseball. He is also probably one of the funniest people you could ever meet. He acts like he is all tough on the outside, but when you get to know him you will realize how kind and genuine he really is. He cares about people more than you could ever imagine and will always be there for you. Honestly he is so unbelievable it’s kinda hard just to describe him in one paragraph but if you ever get the chance to meet a waylon just know you’re the luckiest person alive!

wow he’s such an amazing guy must be a waylon

by yourlover December 9, 2018

Waylon

A heroin addict.

You better watch out or Waylon will come and get you

by 12345abcdef April 22, 2019

Waylon Waller

That white boi that’s finna steal yo bitch

Waylon Waller could steal all hoes

by LiLMamiGotANiceClit June 12, 2019

waylon your palan

Yanking your pud, spanking your monkey, beating off. Derived from the legendary Waylon Palan who lived in Green Mountain CO in the 1980's, a man famous for yanking his pud as many as 9 times a day, often in public.

Stop waylon your palan all the time!

by WaylonPalan April 7, 2007

The Waylon Smithers

1. Both partners are in a handstand position locking legs and thrusting into eachother.
2. Masterbating and/or being sexually aroused by a photograph or video of the Simpson's character Mr. Smithers.

My girlfriend and I LOVE The Waylon Smithers!

I keep a poster of Waylon Smithers above my bed along with some lotion and kleenex on my nightstand!

by Carlbergie January 2, 2009

Waylon

The most retard person you’ll ever meet

Waylon you are stupid

by Reeeere December 7, 2018

Wayconic

When something is total absolute shit, then it is said to be wayconic.

Hey John you are real wayconic man!

by Bevan Jones July 29, 2003