Waylon Jenny

Used to describe a grenade who is overly vocal during sex in places they can be overheard, particularly by housemates, family members, or random guests you hardly know.

My next door neighbor is having an affair. She's a real Waylon Jenny so they better be careful!

by Captain Amaziiing July 6, 2011

Waylon Waller

That white boi that’s finna steal yo bitch

Waylon Waller could steal all hoes

by LiLMamiGotANiceClit June 12, 2019

waylon your palan

Yanking your pud, spanking your monkey, beating off. Derived from the legendary Waylon Palan who lived in Green Mountain CO in the 1980's, a man famous for yanking his pud as many as 9 times a day, often in public.

Stop waylon your palan all the time!

by WaylonPalan April 7, 2007

Waylon a poem

Friend till the end

From the start you stole my heart
You make a smile that lasts a mile
In fact you make smiles last 8 miles
Someone who doesn't judge me for who I am

The one who hears it word for word,truth for truth

A person I can trust
Someone to talk to,

Hold in my heart

And love for life

And live happily in death do we part

Waylon a poem the sweetest boyfriend you could ever imagine

by Polar_artzalot on youtube go s August 26, 2019

Waylon Sweats

Abnormally excessive sweating involving the extremities, underarms, and face, usually unrelated to body temperature or exercise.

Mane,that ninja got the Waylon Sweats!

by Bernard Witherspoon June 11, 2021

Waylon Kreger

A faggot who got molested twice and takes the pain away with his gf

“waylon kreger got his wily touched”

by among us irl November 22, 2021

waylon mifsud

The definition of shit face, no literally he has a ball of shit on his face just sitting there on his left cheek. Hes only 13 and thinks hes the shit well he is but not in the cool way. He thinks he rules the world and school but in reality hes just a nerdy little bitch who does stupid shit and when he gets caught he shits himself. I think he shat himself so much that its the reason he has shit on his face is bc nothing else would come out of his ass so it came out of his face. Also when he talks only shit comes out

Ewww is that a ball of shit.
Not thats waylon mifsud.

by Victoria fenech June 1, 2022