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Waving the wand

Slang euphemism for masturbating/jacking off/jilling off.
Guy 1: I got so horny last night watching this feet-sucking porn video I starting waving the wand to it.
Guy 2: Get a life.
by Lil remains gon make a stang August 16, 2021
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Missile Waving

when when country launches test missiles in response to another country's launch
"did you see the US launched an ICBM test missile?"
" Yeah I saw.. They are just Missile waving with North Korea"
by Lloyd Mobile August 2, 2017
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waving my dick in the wind

showing interest in someone who doesn't seem to show interest back
"I thought she was into me, but I was just waving my dick in the wind"
by mrdew December 21, 2017
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waving my dick in the wind

Looking stupid or dumb. From The Ween Song, Waving My Dick in the Wind
"So I just sat there in the horse costume waving my dick in the wind"

"Look at Tim, he's waving his dick in the wind"
by P.I. Staker August 4, 2007
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Wavis

Wavis is a compound formed when you take the chemical solution,
Dexamphetamineate Methatide and Ambrosetextide, and soak it into bread.
Once the bread is dry, it is completly harmless and is undetectable drug wise.
The 'Wavis' at this stage is unusable, until toasted. Once the bread is toasted, the chemicals are reacted together and once eaten, it's a very potent 'trip' drug.

It is possible to use wholemeal/brown bread, but the potency is reduced if either is used.

The main problems with wavis is it being a photo-sensitive combustion compound.
(take a photo usign a flash and it will combust due to the intensity.)
The word Wavis can be used in relation to the drug.

Waviswah-vis
- Do you want some 'wavis'.
_ Are you having 'wavis'.

Wavised wah-vis-ed
- I was propa 'wavised' last night.

Wavied wah-vee-d
- You were propa 'wavied' last night.
by Wavis Central www.wavis.tk April 18, 2005
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Wavin

Black plastic pipe cut into a metre length. Used for the whipping of cattle and naughty children.
Howld on there 'til i bate ya wit me lent a wavin!!
by hardytom January 16, 2009
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wavin

to assume a false identity to avoid punishment, ban evading
Du has been banned
Reason: mmy#0000 wavin
by Wubblu December 2, 2020
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