Watermelon

A "Niggers" favorite food.

Get that Nigger his watermelon.

by Daddy so June 12, 2018

Watermelon

The action of ripping someone a new asshole large enough to fit a watermelon through.

I'm gonna watermelon your ass if you don't shut up!

by Matthew Michael Smithonian April 29, 2009

Watermelon

A thicker woman's organ that contains an excess amount of 'water'. This includes plump, large or heavy women who are easily prepared for intercourse.

Chris: Check out that beautiful fruit of a woman.
Bryan: Yah she's a watermelon ripe and ready to eat

by TheBeamerMan February 24, 2011

Watermelon

A proponant of AGW / man made climate change action.

Predominantly due to the hubris of AGW/CC taxation and redistribution of public funds and the seccession of power and authority to political masters.

Most notably for being Green on the outside but red on the inside.

Activists who campaign for punitive taxation and use of energy sources which are not efficient but are funded with public money are watermelons.

by The real Bruce Wayne December 1, 2011

Watermelon

Its a vegetable (not fruit) which is very delicious and edible by us (people). Which has green outside and red with seeds inside.

Want watermelon? SURE! I LOVE EATING WATERMELONS!
Do u like watermelon? How, the, hell, can I dont like IT???

by Esperanzo April 17, 2015

Watermeloning it

The act of consuming only watermelon because its summer and it tastes so good.

I was offered a nice meal at a summer barbeque but I said, No, thanks. I am watermeloning it .

by Doozieoozie June 30, 2018

A watermelon

Hard on the outside; sweet and soft on the inside.

"I've known her for years, and believe me, she comes off like a tough girl , but she's really a watermelon!"

by talk2me-JCH2 June 18, 2017