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Watermelon

Slang for a big ass baby. Nicknamed this because while giving birth it feels like it'd be easier to push Mr. Universe out of your vagina.

Proud mother: "Cody was born a whopping 12 pounds and 24 inches."

Shocked eavesdropper: "What a watermelon!"

by WhatAWatermelon. December 31, 2009