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waterboring

in analogy to the torture method of waterboarding; it means having to sit through the mind-numbing, nerve killing, boring recounts of some turd you cannot walk away from for diplomatic, social reasons or just out of respect.
John Stewart (The daily show):
So how did John Kerry convince Karzai to change his mind. Oh I know: listening to John Kerry go on and on, tat's like waterboring.
by wordjunky November 2, 2009
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academic waterboarding

The torturous treatment of post-secondary students at either midterm or final exam time; an experience which is inflicted on them by their professors.
He: Did you get through all of your schoolwork this semester?
She: It was academic waterboarding! I didn't think I was going to make it.
by PeeDeeGee November 21, 2009
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waterboarding

When you ejaculate on a person's face, and the cum-shot ends up going up their nostrils, making it temporarily difficult for him or her to breathe through their nose. The reference is to the torture technique in which a victim is placed on a downwards sloping board, and water is poured into his or her's nostrils, simulating the sensation of drowning.
"Man, I just wanted to cum on her face, but I ended up waterboarding her instead."

"You can cum on my face, but don't waterboard me."
by G8tto Fabul0so March 25, 2010
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waterboarding

A form of torture which simulates drowning by placing a sheet of cloth over one's face and pouring water over it. The wet cloth makes is impossible to breathe through. This tactic is used by the U.S. interrogators and others when dealing with suspected terrorists and other detainees.
The Marine was left with no choice but to induce waterboarding when interrogating his detainee.
by GuitarkidUSCG June 26, 2007
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Waterboarding

When a girl sits on a guy's face and smothers him in her arousal to the point of him drowning, her juices flowing into his mouth and nasal passages, emulating the process of waterboarding.
Her juices dripped into his waiting mouth as she positioned her sopping cunt over his face. He groaned in agonizing satisfaction as she waterboarded him in her love.

Guy 1: So what did you do last night, bro ?

Guy 2: Took a girl home and did some waterboarding. My brain cells are still recovering from the oxygen deficiency.
by Squidslimer December 10, 2016
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Waterbody

Waterbody is person, place or thing that is comprised of mostly water which includes lakes, rivers, streams and humans.
Example 1: Look at all the pollution in the river; that waterbody needs some cleaning up.

Example 2: My wife sweats a lot while working out; Oh I failed to mention she is one hot waterbody.
by Lakeboy April 20, 2010
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Waterboys

A hilarious Japanese movie about a group of high school boys who take up synchronized swimming. Made in 2001, it spawned a TV series in Japan by the same name.
Waterboys, a great movie to watch, no matter what language you speak.
by KRHimself June 10, 2006
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