female masterbation

watering one's flower. ;)

by Anonymous January 23, 2003

masterbation

The endearing way grade schoolers spell the act of spanking the monkey or fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters

According to ancient myth, masterbation gives you hairy palms

by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005

Masterbation Port

A Hole in a pair of pants or shorts that is located in the crotch reigon. This can be applied to both males and females, but mostly found in lazy males.

"Dude, that's sick, you have a freakin' masterbation port in your pants, Stitch it up already!"

by H_Zula April 6, 2005

masterbationist

one who masterbates in public

Jada is such a masterbationist.

by Bizzoner September 14, 2003

Masterbation Goggles

When you are masturbating to porn that you wouldn't normally find arousing.

Dude 1: Ew man why is their foot fetish videos in your search history?
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.

by Eaglesrownage December 12, 2012

Masterbation Muse

Your inspiration for masterbating. Your go to porn or person you jack off to.

Person #1: My girlfriend is my masterbation muse, she gets me through it.
Person #2: My masterbation muse is Miss June

by Reginald Swig March 14, 2015

wangsterbation

A censor bypass used on the gamefaqs forums usually by Luesers to bypass the censors who autoban Masterbation. The word was originally banned by Ceejus, even though that's all he does.

Man, I wangsterbated for 50 minutes last night. I AM A GOD.

by Morpheus August 1, 2004