Weed Waster

A term used for a smoking device which is poorly designed and/or clogged(usually, but not always wood, as in, Woody Weed Waster), causing most of the marijuana to be burned away with little smoke entering the lungs of the smoker.

Hey man, get some papers, I don't want to smoke out of that weed waster...we won't get high.

by Dank Rider July 19, 2004

Time Waster

A person who contacts a company and engages in a long dialogue, full of questions and requests, with the proposed intention of buying a product or service. This dialogue can go on for days or several weeks, but the person does not purchase the product or service. A time waster is also someone who keeps saying he will pay tonight but never does.

That guy is a time waster. He's been emailing me for weeks, saying he is going to be our product but never does.

by Baldness Banished August 22, 2016

What a fucking waster.

its not what the chode above said ^^ GET IT RIGHT BEFORE YOU POST IT!
its really a popular song by the libertines, called what a waster. here are some of the lyrics. well, all of the lyrics then ¬_¬

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The city's hard, the city's fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

When she wakes up in the morning
She writes down all her dreams
Reads like the book of revelations
Or the Beano or the unabridged ulysses

Oh I really wanna know
So tell me, where does all the money go
where does all the money go
Straight, straight up her nose

And I never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah

What a divvy what a fucking div
Talking like a moron, walking like a spiv
I was laying in bed paying my rent
Knocking on the door for something

That she lent her brother
Meanwhile from under the covers she says
Save me from tommorow, save me from tommorow
Oh no, Oh no not me

And I never never liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah
Never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The citys hard the citys fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The citys hard the citys fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

by the libertines rule. if you disagree i will kill j00 September 8, 2004

panty waster

An extremely hot gay guy.

Neil Patrick haris is a panty waster because girls think he's hot, but they have no chance, therefore there pantys are wasted.

by Lucianwade November 10, 2013

Weed Waster

someone who wastes weed by not smokin it right and it gets everyone pissed off, someone who smokes your weed and doesnt get high and is a faggot

that fag is a weed waster i mean i bet hes never been high and barely inhales

by dj the man June 11, 2006

Sperm Waster

A girl who doesn't hook up with you and in turn causes a male to masturbate instead.

Taitma is a sperm waster, she wouldn't put out with Artemis so Artemis was forced to jerk off.

by Chimney Sweep 900 May 23, 2010

serial time waster

One who is always wasting time. They do not care about the time of others rather it be a job, a doctor, family or friends.

They book appointments, but do not show up for them or arrive late. They do not call or inform you. They just do not show up.

You would be able to maintain employment if you were not such a serial time waster.

by Rayamay March 28, 2022