Washing Machwank

The process of masturbating whilst sat on an active washing machine using the vibrations of the device to enhance the pleasure of the activity

Henry: I need to put my delicates on for a spin

Mike: I wouldn't, Matt is in there having a washing machwank

Sam: No really, check out this live feed that I have set up

by The Mizzler June 18, 2010

washo

A guy that dresses extremely cool and hip. He uses the most epic socks while blasting an awesome lumber-sexual beard.

Hey Erica have you seen that guy with washo-style? He is so handsome!

by Zozad_YurAhnub November 14, 2017

Dunzo Washington

When something is beyond done or dunzo.

"Pass that pipe."
"Sorry man, this shit is looking Dunzo Washington."

by DanTomisms April 24, 2009

washin the puppy

while havin anal sex with a women you place your testicles in her vagina - it is as hard as trying to keep a young dog in the bathtub.

we were havin a good time til i started washin the puppy.

by jonnie z October 29, 2003

I'm washing my hair

A polite alternative to telling someone to 'fuck off' when asked on a date. Often used by Christians and others who prefer to let someone down gently.

"Thanks for the offer, Rich, but I'm washing my hair that night. Praise the lord"

by Urbanbond May 2, 2014

Vancouver Washington

A waste of space. One of the most horrible places to live. A place where there are several sex offenders and drug addicts, but living in Vancouver is obviously a punishment in and of itself. Nosy Neighbors, a bunch of worthless pieces of white trash, crackers, meth addicts, alcoholics. This place can drive a normal person nuts and into suicide into a blink of an eye. Tacoma, Washington joins this list. Just rain, growing apples, and fishing are forms of entertainment.

Shit schools Hough elementary, white trash areas to point out, Fruit Valley, Orchards, Camas, Hazel Dell. You could piss and shit on Vancouver and you would not notice it. One of the highest unemployment rates across the country, no job potential. An economy that will never recover in Vancouver, its like a slowing tooth decay.

Where can I find a place to be bored that would put me in a state of being suicidal?

Example Oh thats easy go to Vancouver Washington.

by David Faustino August 23, 2012

washington high school

a high school full of suicidal kids,drug dealer wannabes,and retarded rich kids, paedophiliac teachers, and poor staff. also there is a idiotic vice principal that needs to go to jail for sexual misconduct.

guy 1: hey man whats up heard u you moved to washington high school sucks man how is it.
guy 2 : its horrible already was offered xanax on the second hour of me being here

by bbCYPHER July 13, 2019