White Trash Warranty Claim

Application of various disreputable and/or fraudulent strategies calculated to obtain a warranty repair or replacement to which one would not otherwise be entitled. Closely related to white trash exchange, white trash rebate, white trash refund, white trash regifting, etc.

Cletus, fearing that his high-dollar videocam would fail once the 5-year extended warranty period expired, obtained a full-value replacement with a well-crafted white trash warranty claim, after correctly surmising that 10 seconds in the microwave effectively simulated a covered lightning strike and/or electrical surge.

by texlex61 January 29, 2009

voiding the warranty

See masturbate.

Jim was busy voiding the warranty when his mom walked in.

by General Phillips November 19, 2009

Weasel Wardancer

A fucking dumb blonde who thinks she can tell everyone what to do

by SubZero20 October 25, 2003

WARMAN

Close friend of Solid Snake, WARMAN is a billion times the man you'll ever be. wears olive camo pants and american flag facepaint. name any object in existance, and WARMAN can kill you a billion different ways with it.

His name is spelled entirely in capitals.

I heard they sent WARMAN to the middle east, and he like, won."

by DANZAIBAR January 6, 2009

Blue Warrant

The use of pre-revocation warrants for the arrest of offenders who have violated a condition of parole.

Yeah you, reading this, with your Blue Warrant, you can't hide, we're gonna find you!

by 1-800-CRIMETV September 19, 2008

search warrant

documentation that allows law enforcement to break into a persons residence or business for search and confiscation of possible contraband or other illegal items

officer, "police search warrant we are coming in!"

by grizzlymaster March 6, 2009

warranty burn

When your technogadgetry breaks shortly after the warranty has expired.

Apple charged me $80 to fix my iPhone. I've got a warranty burn.

by Loochness September 4, 2013