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Warhammer online

A game that attracts new MMO players and old ones alike, mostly because of it's vastly superior PvP to games such as WoW (not to bash on WoW, I played that too for awhile)

Because of this gamer melting pot, the chat on non-RP servers generally consists of a WoW fanboy trolling the WAR fanboys or people bitching about the latest patches. Common complaints:

"Dude they totally nerfed all AoE with that patch, WTF"
"HURR WARCRAFT IZ BETTUR"
"Shadow Warrior sucks lolololol"
"You rolled a Black Ork? HAR HAR U IS A NOOB"
*Melee DPS with a good healer gets a few kills in open RvR*

Guy who just pwned some noobs: "Woo, man, I love Marauders!"

Guy in regional chat: "wat u rolled a mara wat r u a faggot"

Marauder: "At least I'm not a tank-loving homo like yourself."

Harasser: "go back to wow, warhammer online isn't for fags liek u"

*shitstorm that lasts at least a half an hour begins*
by SnoopingasusualIsee July 27, 2009
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Warsame Beat down

When a woman steps up like a man and gets smacked down like a man.
My woman tried to step up so she got the Warsame beat down
by p November 16, 2006
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Josh Wareham

That movie is so Josh Wareham.
by Not Josh Wareham March 25, 2005
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Golden Warhammer

When a male puts his testicles in a females mouth and slaps the underside of his shaft on her face.
Hey girl wanna give me a golden warhammer?
by ordinaryguy25 November 30, 2010
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warhammer

A very fun table-top strategy game involving miniature that the player collects and paints. While it may be a bit overpriced, Games Workshop is only raising prices like any other company would. It's called supply and demand. As the demand for warhammer goes up, and the supply needs to be raised to keep up with the soaring demand, prices are going to be raised, naturally. What with inflation and all, this is to be expected. If the demand drops for some reason, obviously the price will drop as well. I swear, if everyone in the world were forced to take an Economics 101 class, half the world's problems would be solved. Anyways, despite some people's assessments of the game, it is not "simple" by any stretch of the imagination. Having rules that are not too complex, for both versions of the game, prevents arguements over rules and lets players get to the important part: the game. Despite having fairly easy to understand rules, the game's strategies and tactics can be as deep, complex, and cunning or as simple, unthought out, and easy as you like. And, as I said earlier, though the game is fairly expensive, it is one of the most rewarding gaming experiences, since you have to take the time to raise the cash, buy the models, assemble them (converting as desired), and paint them all uniquely. In a nerdy sort of way, your army is an extension of yourself and your personality on the tabletop. In short: This game rocks!
Oh crap, another SMurf newbie with a land raider.
by Wargamer April 28, 2004
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WarHammer

The penis of A-A- Ron, flattener of tires, swinger of gargantuan nuts, tuner of Ecom
Bruh WarHammer is beating Ecom down this week.
by The izzzyest December 8, 2020
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WarHamster

A Hamster clad in Armor with an assortment of weaponry, usually the scariest thing on the battlefield.
OH GOD, THE WARHAMSTER IS HERE!!!
by Vali of Death September 16, 2021
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