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Badass Warrior Fighter

A backwards kicking (usually male) highly aggressive person. Usually known for their surprise attack personality and ability to induce strokes. Though there are no known weaknesses, it has been reported that biting the calves of a badass warrior fighter will buy time. While a normally forward walking mammal, the badass warrior fighter is known most for it's backwards kicking and the strength of such kicks. If has been up for debate for some time whether the strength of the backwards kicks are to blame for the strokes it's victims suffer... or if some other hidden mechanism causes them. One thing is for sure, while it may appear that the badass warrior fighter walks on 2 legs, it hides a 3rd leg. However, no one is quite sure where this 3rd leg is hidden, as discovery of said leg only occurred when a National Geographic team was cornered and brutally beaten with it.

Also reported have been instances of badass warrior fighters with glass eyes in their right ocular cavity. While the exact reason why only some males have this trait is unknown it can be assumed that it may have been caused by territorial battles with rival badass warrior fighters; possibly over territory, or a mate, or stroking rights. It is known however that due to this fairly uncommon disability if find yourself in a situation where you are cornered by a badass warrior fighter, if you can get them to face 30 degrees to your left you will essentially be in its blind spot.
Tanya was attacked by a badass warrior fighter man, and was forced to bit his ankles... even though she was suffering from a stroke.
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backpack warrior

a lesbian that carries a backpack with them everywhere. the backpack is most often than not not containing a strap on to use for lesbian sex.
person 1: hey did you see eunseo earlier?
person 2: yeah that backpack warrior doesn’t go anywhere without that bag.
by nananamimis October 3, 2021
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Boy Warrior

Boy Warrior is a electronic dj / rapper based in Temp, Arizona. He is known for his pink hair and goth influenced style. Boy Warrior began recording for his debut in 2017 but faced difficulties securing a proper record deal. In 2019 he announced via Instagram that he was releasing a 8 track ep and a mid summer West Coast Tour. Boy Warrior was feautured in W Korea magazine’s “New Pop Icons” Piece.
I really love the new BoY Warrior Album.
by Pop icon lover April 20, 2019
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Bush warrior

A male or female soldier who dares to enter the pubic region of an individual who has a forest.
“Myles is such a bush warrior took down a total jungle last night, but he says some fire ants crawled in his dick.”
by Joe.mama September 24, 2019
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Human Man Warrior

One who fights all that appears before him, be it beast, man, or nature. The struggle is bitter and ends only with the death of the Human Man Warrior, for even the death of his opponent means only that he must find a new foe to destroy, continuing the struggle.

Fighting is more than an event or even a way of life for the Human Man Warrior. It simply is their state of existence, it ascends the way of life to supplant life itself, for they live to fight. Until that bitter end.
Yep, he fought to the end... like a real Human Man Warrior
by The Boy Joe Shine February 17, 2023
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Wallet Warrior

A player in a mmo game who spends piles of money to get all of the best items and equipment. Usually still sucks at the game.
*Premium tank firing randomly kills ally at the start of the game*

Ally: "You stupid fucking wallet warrior!"
by MTWEmperor September 21, 2012
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ninja warrior

Noun: A television show which originally aired on Japanese television, known as Sasuke there, in between dramas. It features contestants trying to complete the four difficult stages on Mount Fujiyama. It now appears on G4 and many American viewers are transfixed by the ridiculousness of the course, but also at the contestants atheleticism.

Verb: To attack a series of obstacles with a lack of fear, determination, and strength.
N: Did you see commercial fisherman Makoto Nagano race up the final obstacle on Ninja Warrior. That motherfucker is crazy, i saw him practicing on his bigass fishing boat. I bet he smells like cod.

V: Oh shit, this is nice. Watch me ninja warrior over this fence, across that pole, up the stairs, swim through that pond, and hit the oak tree at the end of the street. It's goin to be fucking nuts. I bet I can do it in like 25 seconds.
by AJ Trailah May 3, 2007
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