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tail-light warranty

Construction work, or an installation, of questional means and/or methods that is warranted for as long as the contractor's or subcontractor's tail-lights on his departing work truck are still visible.
This alternate routing option was, sadly, my idea and will likely come with only a tail-light warranty.
by johnny speedpork December 14, 2010
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global warming

What republicans pretend not to believe in so they can see New York and San Francisco flooded in 20 years or so.
"Ya know... Katrina done hit us pretty hard. Mebee that Gore feller 'bout th' global warming 'ur whutever was talkin' a licka sense aft-"

"Shhhh! Shutthafuckup Pete!"
by known_to_some January 9, 2010
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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
by JSSRocket July 26, 2020
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Global Warming

An increase in the average temperature of the earth's atmosphere, especially a sustained increase sufficient to cause climatic change.
by Jomofoshobro May 26, 2006
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Global Warming Pig

A pig that contributes to climate change because of it's lifestyle.
by bismouth May 19, 2010
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warming the cockles

it means making someone happy and give them a feeling of contentedness.
example The politicians warming the cockles of voter's hearts prior to elections clarifies their malicious intentions.
by pihu March 12, 2014
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Wamangituka

Fastest man alive with one foot. He plays for Stuttgart in the German Bundesliga.
Wamangituka is so fast!
by Bob Bufenschnits December 17, 2020
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