Wange

a cross between a flange and a wanker.

she's a wange

by sainthood June 26, 2020

Wangerd

Wan a man has full erection, and somebody else kicks him in the penis, causing it to go up at a 90 degree angle.

AH! Bill got wangerd.

by Jack notblack but white April 19, 2009

Peter Wanged

Trying to rip someone off and getting Owned Hard back instead.

He tried to rip me off but I Peter Wanged his ass.

by xxclandestinexx March 8, 2009

Wanger Hanger

When a female slides her hand up the shorts (preferably boardshorts) of a drunken, passed out male and gives a nice little tug on his junk, soft enough such that he does not awaken but hard enough to wildly entertain the surrounding audience.

Past-Tense: wung hung

Bree gave Bauer a massive "Wanger Hanger" when he was passed out on the beach chair.

by don mico June 11, 2006

boston bat wangers

a set or pair of hang down vaginal lips that are larger than normal. to be true 'boston bat wangers'; they must hang low/long enough to wrap around a penis

I went down on her & she had the largest set of boston bat wangers I've ever tasted.

by fuzzypugnutz February 16, 2010

Wanged

1 (adj) To be stoned, drunk or crossfaded

2 (v) To be dick slapped

1. "That guy is so wanged right now"

2. "You just got wanged motha fucka!!!!"

by KCLOL October 14, 2009

Harry wanger

The dirty truth behind Harry Potter, where all instances of the word "wand" are replaced by wang and a sinister theme of the stories emerges. Originated on IRC.

She was shifting her weight nervously from foot to foot, staring at Harry, beating her wang against her empty palm and breathing heavily.

by JonJonB January 15, 2004