wandernaut

a know-it-all, frequent traveler. they will one up any travel story you've got because they've already been there, done that. they somehow always are in the first boarding group at the airport. they get upgrades at their hotels. you hate them. but secretly wish you were them.

"No shit, you've already been to Dominica?" Because you're a wandernaut, I thought in my head. Of course you've been there before me.

by surbeelee April 16, 2014

wandering beard

Where pubic hair pases over the gooch and connects with the anal hair to form one united hair region.

I was going to go down on this girl but she had a wandering beard and I'd already flossed today so didn't fancy it.

by Bwooly1001 March 17, 2016

wandering hype man

A wandering hype man is simply a random person on the street that likes to hype people up when the situation calls for it.

Those guys over there were being super loud last night.
Yeah they were playing a drinking game and a wandering hype man came up and started turning up with the rest of them and they all just went nuts.

by OGAnxiety July 8, 2016

Wandersong

A musical platforming adventure game with an emotional story. Play as a silly bard and use music to interact with everything on a journey around the world. Along the way you'll explore, solve puzzles, and meet a huge cast of characters!

Generic gamer dude: "Hey have you heard about Wandersong?"

by OwUwO June 23, 2020

brazilian wandering spider

Brazilian wandering spider is the name used to describe any spider of the genus phoneutria. There are five in total, and they are large hairy spindly-looking spiders with leg-spans which can reach up to 5 inches or more. Two pairs of their eight eyes are large, and they do not make webs, instead go hunting for prey. This can cause problems, as they have the most active venom of any living spiders. One of their number, the Brazilian Huntsman, is thought to be the most venomous spider in the world. Brazilian wandering spiders are certainly dangerous, bite more people than any other spiders. They are fast-moving, their legs are strong and spiny and they have destinctive red jaws which they display when angered. These spiders are quite capable of jumping onto a broom used to fend them off, can also leap out of banana bunches carried over the shoulder and bite whoever is carrying the fruit. One species, the Brazilian Armed Spider, is quite amazingly aggressive and has the largest venom glands of any spider. Since the introduction of anti-toxins, there have been few recorded fatalities, and finding one of these spiders in imported fruit is unlikely what with modern safety precautions. the name Brazilian wandering spider is actually inaccurate, as these spiders are found all over South America.

It's worth pointing out that a Brazilian wandering spider is not a tarantula. They're not even in the same family group. Tarantulas are harmless to humans, are mostly ambush killers who wait for prey to come to them. Brazilian wandering spiders are active hunters. Brazilian wandering spiders and tarantulas do have one thing in common, however. They don't eat bananas. I'm quite amazed people think this is the case.

by StormSworder August 16, 2006

wanderlust

An uncontrollable and consuming desire or need to travel, or 'get lost' away from the regular routines in life.

My wanderlust has taken over me.

by FreedomsPain December 27, 2016

wander lust

An deep uncontrollable desire to hit the road and travel, by whatever means desired, to explore and enjoy the world.

- "After a long cold winter wander lust struck and I had to get on my bike an take a 5 day trip."

- "He's been backpacking in Europe for the last two months. He was struck by wander lust."

by Pablo_ January 25, 2007