Suicide Walker

A male/female that’s suicidal or has suicidal thoughts but tries really hard to act out as if he/she is a happy person to cover up his/her pain.

Person 1: Mannn I wish I could be as happy as that guy!
Person 2: Yeah but he is actually a suicide walker, I saw marks on his forearm a few days ago.

by YYouDontKnowMe August 17, 2018

My Name Is Walter Hartwell White

Walter

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

by Scarquess December 1, 2022

Walmart Bingo

To play walmart bingo, all you have to do is google "walmart bingo". find the playing card, and print it. You then go to walmart and attempt to get a row horizontal, vertical, or diagonal! They have squares that say:
- "rat tail" hair style
- kid with no shoes
- unattended crying children

If tou see 'em Cross it off!

I went and played walmart bingo yesterday, almost won, all i needed was a bearded woman!

by LilTibbs April 3, 2009

Joe Walker

Joe Walker is an actor most famous for his role as Voldemort in "A Very Potter Musical." Fangirls everywhere love him for his sexy voice and possibly sexier body. He's bringing Voldemort back.

Friend1: "I hate Voldemort so much!"
Friend2: "That's because you haven't seen Joe Walker's Voldemort. Come on, I'll show you!"

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Friend1: *drools*

by Music -Misfit- July 9, 2010

Walmart Run

To run or drive to the Nearest Walmart late at night for some bedtime snacks.

"Dude its 1:30 in the morning and im hungry.
Lets go for a walmart run"

by Marino K December 7, 2006

Walmart biceps

Arms that have so much fat hanging off past the elbows, it is virtually indistinguishable from a superheavyweight sumo wrestler. This phenomena is commonly observed in Walmart stores, where the average shopper has said biceps.

Upon further examination of average "Walmart people" on any given day, the number of morbidly-obese, hillbilly shoppers with Walmart biceps was staggering.

by CapnMidnight August 6, 2014

Walter Mercado

Someone who can sense the possibilities of others, but who may be unable to see the dangers in his own life because he is a dreamer. Walters are charismatic, kind and sensitive people, who should be cherished whenever you find them. Many are artists or spiritual people, wonderful to be around, and some are even quite fabulous.

John is a Walter Mercado, be nice to him because he won't always be around.

by Swami Patrick September 24, 2020