welly top

a loose vagina. bucket fanny

it was like shagging a welly top!

by Schmee June 25, 2004

wall toucher

Used a insult for super nerds that have the communication skills of a paper bag. They walk down hallways with one hand always resting on the wall, and do not make eye contact with other humans.

Friend 1: Hey do you know Steve the new computer technician?

Friend 2: Oh you mean the wall toucher?

by xx7 July 8, 2020

wall-to-wall stank

to cover an entire room or area with a layer (sometimes visible) of noxious ass gas. The stank is literally wall to wall with no room for escape.

Gilbert sat around all day on Saturday smoking Oxy's and muscle relaxers, and doing a shit-ton of cough syrup.

He was palsied and couldn't even get up. He ordered a double anchovy pizza and washed it down with a Big Bear 40 o.z. malt liquor.

Between the drugs and shitty food he had major bubble-gut. He ripped ass, and the room was instantly wall-to-wall stank.

by jrubadub August 11, 2010

welly top

n. similie. A vaginal orofice as large and loose as a rubber wellington boot opening. See also clown's pocket, wizard's sleeve

"It was like throwing a stick down an alleyway, her muff was like a welly top"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Willy the one-eyed wonder worm

Slang for penis

Willy the one-eyed wonder worm probed the depths of Jane's cavernous orifices

by Hellyan November 29, 2003

wall-to-wall talent

In referece to a place, full of attractive people; In referece to a person, one who possesses all attractive characteristics.

"Wall-to-wall talent at the bar last night."
"Inga is wall-to-wall talent."

by caritas July 30, 2008

[willy tingler]

The sensation you recieve when falling from a large height on a rollercoaster

That ride is amazing, it's a right willy tingler!

by Karl33 January 29, 2009