wallflower

a wallflower is a person that doesnt like talking or being around other people. though they might not talk to people, i know many things about a lot of people. they are the ones that you can tell anything to and they wont tell anybody because they prefer to not talk to people in genral. they are only open to their true friends, but some times they act fake to hide their shyness in front of them too. no one talks to them, or chooses to, because wallflowers dont seem like interesting people to talk to. youll never become friends with a wallflower until you get to break into their thick, thick shell. wallflowers are some of the most interesting people to meet, but you will never get to know them unless you try because theyre not the type to be the starter of a friendship.

i consider myself a wallflower. most of the time people veiw it as a bad thing, but its really not. though i dont have many friends, i love them all.

by iamawallflower June 9, 2018

wallflower

a person who does not dance at dances, but attends them

Stop being such a wallflower and dance.

by Angelique September 11, 2004

Wallflowering

Decorating ones wall with frail emo children in a decorative manner.

X: hey what are you doing tonight?
Y: I was thinking about going out to find some wallflowers so I can do some wallflowering tonight. Wanna help?
X: no, I'm good.

by Sq33k December 7, 2010

wallflower

That person at a party who dosn't talk to anyone or anything, (s)he just stands there, watching, being antisocial.

Look at her, she is SUCH a wallflower.

by justyournormalunnicorn April 23, 2016

wallflower

A guy/girl in the mostly early teens, that attend music shows (mostly Hardcore) and do not engage in any hardcore dancing or get into the show at all. Most of them find a remote place in the venue with a group of there friends and wont go to witness the band at all. Are usually criticized by other people attending the show for paying to sit in the corner.

dude, fuck them wallflowers back there. Why would you even come here if your going to be like that!?

by big black dude April 12, 2006

Avenging Wallflower

Primarily, a basic wallflower who displays a general persona of demure incapability, but is in fact, one of great physical and technical prowess. Generally possess' a vast amount of unheralded, unseen power and go out of their way to be meek and unassuming, at least until a dramatic confrontation of any kind occurs in their vicinity. Whenever any sort of oppressive or aggressive humans (Bullies, jerks, thugs, etc.) are near by and active, they will feel an unholy compulsion to leap into action, screaming and laying waste to all who oppose them with their incredible skills, simply to interfere in the situation and thereby feel that they've done something significant. After they have annihilated any and all participants, they will return to their previous passive state.

Don't beat on Mike; He looks like a nerd, but I hear he's, like, an avenging wallflower.

by Raphe and Erik Wojik November 10, 2008

Crusty Wallflower

When you soak a tissue in cum and then throw it at the wall with enough force that it splats and sticks.

Tom: Bro, Darren's room is covered in crusty wallflowers.
Ben: I know, I helped him put them up.

by A Schlong Kiss Goodnight May 29, 2023